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my favourite soft drink is beer.

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@supertanskiii He looks like someone on an NHS info poster being the beneficiary of sperm donorship.

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@anon_opin Or same chocolate with crap american cookie bits chucked in.

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@fesshole Nobody believes you

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@waitrose got this ad in my feed. Is 'Apontanious' a word? Or did you mean 'Spontaneous'?

Do I win £5?

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@Lenovo not entirely sure a 1p price drop is worth an email?

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@anon_opin Brown bread tastes of sad and bum.

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@ChefReactions Just the beans on toast test. Pass that you're in.

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@sleafordmods Mysterious Cities of Gold?

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@HSugarCookie No te pongas flamenco. Means - 'calm the fuck down and stop being a bellend.'

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@anon_opin Fuck off

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@supertanskiii She's just completely ghastly.

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@supertanskiii C'mon blood clots, do your thing.

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@HSugarCookie Kikis delivery service

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Looks like the men in white coats have finally come for him

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Trump start to doze off and then jerks awake

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@CarpenterJRalph @supertanskiii No

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@supertanskiii Compensating. 6 inches between them I'd wager.

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@anon_opin Um plastic straws end up in landfill. LPs don't.