Mr. KingRaj

I teach because I care about the children.

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

@PassableBard Holiday one shots are my Forte, and dumpster fires are my passion.

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

@samreich how dare you

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

my favorite part of watching olympics replays is trying to scrub through the 6 hour replay to find the heats I want to see and finding the graphic that lists the athletes then having to wait two business days for the @peacock overlay to disappear so I can see lanes 7 and 8.

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

My biggest regret is that when a girl I was dating told me she was poly and I said I wasn’t into it because I wasn’t down to share her she said “I’m not a dessert” and to this day I will never forgive myself for not saying “yeah but u r a snack 😜🤓”.

we broke up that day😔

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

take your oven mitts off bro you're done cooking

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@samreich watching the new episode of game changer with @PassableBard and we demand to know who raph is in a lawsuit with. on an unrelated note, bard just said he was gonna get hella zooted on white woman booty, so you know he's cool and won't snitch ;)

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

Here’s a weird thing kids do. You’ll see them after school at some event like a game or a choir concert and the mext day at school they’ll be like “I saw you at X.” And you’re like, yeah dude no shit we had a whole ass conversation tf

[Dank Proof @ProofDank]

Bend ova make ya knees touch ya elbows

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

@PassableBard Upgraded my psu and reinstalled windows

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@samreich I'm tryna get fuckin hammered while watching Make Some Noise with my boy @PassableBard and I can't got damn log in because when I got to https://t.co/hh6CWQov3u it redirects me to the got damn sign up page and the login button is at the bottom of the page.

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

The next time you have to present a “fun fact” about yourself in an icebreaking/get to know you session, just fuckin lie. What are they gonna do, fact check you? “Yes Veronica, I have sailed the English channel, and how dare you question my fun fact.”

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My classroom is heavily space themed, and a kid asked me why I chose to put so much spacey stuff up. BECAUSE SPACE IS FUCKIN COOL JAEIGHDINN THATS WHY GET OFF MY DAMN BACK

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

@PCPartPicker I spent the past two hours building a beautiful PC that I plan on buying in like two years when everything is a little cheaper. I only have the case and monitor left and BAM I’m hit with a white ass screen. Do maintenence at 8 am when people are at work you fools.

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@thechin_o7 @twitchNAPK1N_ Its deepfake pornog of you and an italian

[Mr. KingRaj @KingRaj69]

Me to the first kid of the day who shows me their loose tooth: ooh how cool is the tooth fairy gonna give you a dollar for it??

Me to the thirtieth kid of the day who shows me their loose tooth: want me to knock it out for you?

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He fucked up the next round so I kicked his ass off the team and we ended up winning the whole shebang. Some kids just dont have what it takes gotta teach them early to give up on things they are bad at.

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The other day I was visiting the music class because the 4th graders were learning bucket drumming and bucket drumming is fun. So we start to play this game where you have four people in a circle and you have to keep a beat together.

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Well this kid kept fucking up the beat and making us lose the game, so I did a little teaching and told him to follow my foot taps and he would do great. I’m such a supportive teacher.

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@twitchNAPK1N_ @6jessu Her dad called and wants to talk things out