Uncle Junebug

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Club statement.

🔗 https://t.co/yrJ8Z0A52Y

[YoucallmeStudio @YoucallmeStudio]

@tunnarmcniarr Make she no go

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

I think Pep Guardiola saw all of these coming

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Manchester City reported £949.4m arriving from sponsors over nine years.

The real number was £119.2m. Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUG), the club’s owner, forked out the remaining £830.7m in what the commission described as a “disguised funding scheme”.

City are alleged to have overstated their revenue by £854.5m over nine years.

We knew it was going to be bad. But this bad? No, it is on a different scale to anything the Premier League has seen before.

📝@DTathletic

🔗 https://t.co/PeBjfxVJgF

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

You just gave up your phone for no reason. Better slap no touch you for work😂

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

Sag your trousers immediately you sight him, pull out your phone and start making fake call as you keep walking closer.

Talk loud like a street tout on the phone and start cursing whoever you’re supposedly speaking to. Change your walking step and bend sideways, and look unbothered. Be the first to greet him as he gets close, say “Boss, how far?”

Once he walks a few steps past you, quickly hang up the fake call and start singing into “Awon Goons Mi” by Olamide or any trench song at the top of your voice.

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Na I see why they never take showers in movies🤣😂🤣

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“This Is Why Most Whites Bathe Only Once Or Twice For a Whole Month And Look At Us Strangely When They Realize We Bathe Every Day”. ~ Nigerian Living Abroad Reacts 👀

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Barbing Salon

[Mankhumiše 🤍 @Ms_Logical]

Name a business that will always make money regardless of how bad the economy gets

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

6ix! Where Percy dey na?

[Yung6ix @Yung6ix]

Use your 6ix before your 7. Men Dey game normally

[BIM CRAFT STUDIO| TUFTED RUGS AND RESIN @BimCraft_studio]

It’s not about the man being useless. My gender sometimes are just born devils.
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I’ve witnessed a woman smashing her husband’s windscreen because he changed tv channel while she was in the kitchen cooking , not asif she was sitting down watching tv o, tv was on, she was cooking, he went to sit down and changed the channel, she didn’t say anything, went outside, carried a block and broke the screen. The man as usual knowing the witch didn’t want to fight, went to his neighbor house to stay, neighbor thought they could talk and resolve it, as neighbor open the door, she smash neighbor’s tv.
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Husband had no choice than to go back inside make gbese no plenty for him head, went inside and we were hearing shouts, the woman came outside crying and rolling on the floor, husband was on the floor, bleeding in the head.
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They took the husband to the hospital, vigilante took the wife.
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3days later. Both of them were back together 😭.
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Another day came again, husband returned from work, she served him food, he said he wasn’t hungry as he ate before coming back, and she poured the hot steaming food on him 😭.
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This man have never ever raised one hand at her. I tried finding out how he ended up with her, found out they weren’t even married, the guy had to do surgery that involved cutting off one of his balls, doctor said there could be possibility of not having children, so he had to meet this woman, told her his situation. The woman had a daughter for him. So now he can’t leave her cause she’s threatening to take away the only child he might ever have😪.
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People have begged him to let her go and once the child is grown, he can fight for custody but he’s scared he might never get the chance so he is living with his demon😪😪

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

@jammykolz1 He was only there to shadow for the robbers

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

One suspect has been arrested

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

R0bbery caught on camera at Abule Egba in Lagos

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Patrick Kluivert

[IanSZN @IanSZNian]

Guess the legendary striker

Hint: He Won the 1995 UEFA Champions League with Ajax, scoring the winning goal in the final.

Level: Real Hard

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Batistuta

[AyanfeSTAR @elijah_ayanfe1]

Pronounce it slowly and guess the football legend

Level: IMPOSSIBLE

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

@IanSZNian Davor Sucker

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Davor Sucker!

[IanSZN @IanSZNian]

Guess the Legend

Level: Real Hard

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Heal the world MJ. Diabolical eh😂

[Sonder 🌹 🌟 @Sonderisfon]

The planet has 5 minutes left.
You're in charge of the final song played worldwide.

What do you pick?

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

Absolutely true🥰

[NOTJUSTOK @NOTJUSTOK]

This songgggggg for sure

[B/R Football @brfootball]

First international break since the World Cup 🤩

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

All nigga ma nigga 😂🤣😂

[Ose @Iam_smeezy]

That’s how we fucking do my nigga my nigga!!!

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

They are always the problem, always looking for what is not lost😂🤣😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"He's just so good that he scares me sometimes" - Woman hails her "perfect" husband who doesn't "cheat".

[Uncle Junebug @KingScolari]

🤣😂🤣

[Lawson Goodnews @Okoninteriors]

How to cook rice and stew as a professional p.o.p man,,,,,