Shortest King

NSFW 18+ | Hello haters

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pride is all about pairing a tank top with the longest and least sexual jorts you own

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Genuine unpopular opinion: I think more of us on the Left should acknowledge that certain aspects of Progressivism/Social Justice are often weaponized to mask sexual jealousy

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@sickysab Coming back to this tweet to tell you I bought pears because of you and now I’ve been eating this fuck ass fruit all week

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Does watching this show give you CTE I don’t understand what’s happening

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Greenland 2: Migration fever is sweeping the nation

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@migsb_OF Can I come eat Julian’s hole (happy Thanksgiving king!)

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@rasmus__pd Need to eat his butt

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@migsb_OF I’m so mad at you

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@Wolfy_WolFang Wooooof!!!

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@brotaminz And yet me when I top. 🥰

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@Wolfy_WolFang Ally!

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@Stonedfirebeard @Ameloak A correct opinion babes

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@mediamichael He said no

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@kevwallacee I dare you

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@Wolfy_WolFang I’ll miss you daddy

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@29bb93 Fuck yes

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@almostjakeup It’s ok because you’re hot

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@DerekKageXXX Oh it was an escape room with the theme: “fireplace dungeon” you would have loved it!

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@mediamichael It better not king

[Shortest King @KingShortest]

@Wolfy_WolFang Do you need a place to stay?