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I like mountains

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Wubba lubba dub-dub

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I've been using "drinks down stream from the herd" in various ways to insult people lately, and it's been an absolute blast.

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I'm convinced waiters wait until your mouth is full to ask if you need anything else.

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I'll vote for the candidate that can get bratwurst/hot dog companies and the correlating bun companies to agree on the same packing count.

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Can't believe I'm the that has to say this but, I feel we as a society have gone too far... with the number of things we're putting bottle openers on.

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@MickaelaLea My buddy sent me a photo yesterday of his kid standing naked and dropping a massive adult sized 💩 on the hardwood. #birthcontrol

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@weezinsuffy Keystone - live in Denver ... come visit and get after it

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Cowabunga dudes
#snowboarding #neversummer

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Cowabunga dude

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Honestly shocking results, but I'll give it a go having the McChicken first.

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When you get a double cheeseburger and a McChicken, which one do you eat first?

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@wholemars Agreed, it quickly devolved into a circle jerk with Andrew Tate sucking himself off in the middle

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@MickaelaLea A bat for all these home runs he's hitting

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Still King.

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@barstoolsports

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Kinda weird that my dogs are gonna be the first two dogs that live forever

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If your not yelling @davidgoggins quotes while you run, are you really running? #TheyDontKnowMe

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Found a couple white hairs in my hair and beard, guess that now makes me a silver haired fox now?

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@RizzShow @IamChrisPorter @HeliumComedySTL Watch a video of a grizzlies fighting each other and then watch a video of any other animal fighting. We will all have the same answer after that.

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I'm bringing back 'cowabunga dude', got one person to say it in the slopes today. So strong start.