Almost Mike

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mexican fans are outside Ecuador’s team hotel trying to keep them up all night

It just means more

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Wow we’re above Boston right now and our plane had a little turbulence but the captain announced it was just Tah‘s penalty that hit us

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Florida cop in a foot pursuit gets picked up by a random Uber driver in a minivan and does a drive by on the suspect

[Soph ❦ @ciaocupid]

Yeah I think about this poem way too much

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Then I realized..

Many relationships only exist,
because the man is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullsh!t.

Tell me I am wrong?

[Tortanga @thicc_stick_boi]

I like how all the racial jokes about white people are just them being polite, organized and productive 🤣🤣🤣

[Bo_Breaker @Out_o_wack_chef]

90's cards were so fun, such a cool insert

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Fan recognizes Scottie Scheffler and tells his dog who it is. Respect.

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

Cancelled hinge date tonight to cook dinner for myself and go to bed early #washed

[Trey @TomahawkinNole]

If not for the World Cup, we’d currently be in the deadest of dead periods for sports.

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

[morganhippie @morgan88877]

Someone smoked DMT out of a puma bone pipe in a cave at 12,600 feet in the Argentine Andes.

In 2130 BC.

That's the oldest confirmed evidence of psychedelic use on Earth — and the hardest thing I've ever typed.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

April was 44 when Jackass premiered. Can you imagine living so much of your life normally and then you have an alligator in your kitchen and fireworks in your bedroom?

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

I'll say it again: Stop chasing 90's love in 2026. These girls are hos now.