xxXJesse KingXxx

IVE GONE UP N DOWN THESE CONSTELLATIONS 4 FIVE DECADES! IVE BODY SLAMMED SUNS N ELBOW DROPPED MOONS! HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

@IzzyVanDoren BLEAVE N URSELF

DONT LET SPOOKZ OF TEH PAST HAUNT U

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

AZ MY SHIP NEERS EARTH I FEEL TEH POWR OF TEH COSMOS CORSN THRU ME @TokuTournament

MY BODY POWRD FAR GRATR THAN IT EVR HAS BN BFOUR

I AM BCOMN MORE THAN A MAN

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

AFTR BN IN DEEP MEDITATION I NEER EARTH

I NEER TEH @TokuTournament

I NEER DESTINEE

TEH MOMINT WEAR TEH FABRICK OF REELTY WILL RIP AT TEH SEAMS

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

WEN TEH EARTH IZ REMOLDD FRUM TEH BATTELLZ OF @TokuTournament

WEN TEH SEAZ RISE N THREATN MANKIND N ALL TEH LIL ORPHANZ N ANIMALZ

I SHALL PUT TEM ON ME BACK N CARRE TEM 2 SAFET

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

TEH STARZ

TEY SPECK 2 ME

TEY CRY OUT 4 WATZ 2 CUM

A GATHERING OF OMEGA POWR TEH LIEKZ OF WHICH HAZ NEVER BN CN ON TIS PLANE OF REALTEE

@TokuTournament PREPEAR 4 A RECKONIN UNLIEK ANEE OTHR

TEH EARTH MAY REACH CRITICAL MASS

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

I NOW RETIRE 2 ME MEDITATION CHAMBER IN TEH COSMICK TRAIN

2 FURTHER CHANEL TEH SPIRIT OF SPACE IN2 TIS VESSEL4 @TokuTournament

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

TEH BATTELL TAT HAZ BIN MIL YEARS IN TEH MAKEN

TEH MANYFEASTION OF NATURE

TEH MANYFEASTION OF TEH COSMOS

OUR COLLISION COARSE IZ 1 TAT COULD SHATTR REALITY AS U NO IT

PREPEAR URSELF BEAST CALLD BINKY

PREPEAR URSELF 4 TEH ULTIMEAT CONVERGENCE OF UR EXISTENCE

HA! HA!

[特軍 TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL 特軍 @TokuTournament]

Jesse King will face Binky on NIGHT 1 of the TOKU-GUN TOURNAMENT

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

TEH STARZ N TEH PLANTZ CRY OUT

TEY 4TELL WUT LIEZ AHEAD

TEH DESTINY OF @TokuTournament

TEH DESTINY OF TIS CORPOREAL FORM

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

AS I TRAVEL THRU SPACE 2 EARTH N @TokuTournament I HEAR IT

A CALLN

WUT SOUNDS LIEK 10 MIL VOICES CALLN OUT

TEY TELL ME WUT IVE BEEN WAITN 4

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

INCOUNTRD A BLAQ HOLE 2DAY

HAD A GOOD TALK

VRE INSITEFULL

N THEN I BOOTD IT ACROSS TEH COSMOS

TOLD IT 2 TELL @TokuTournament IM CUMMN 4 IT

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

AZ I TRAVIL THRU TEH STARZ N SPACE I FEEL SUMTHIN

I FEEL TEH ENERG OF TEH COSMOS FLOW THRU ME

POWER ME

READY ME 4 @TokuTournament

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

U DONT BCUM TEH KING OF TEH COSMOS BY BN SUM REGULAR JABRONI

HA! HA!

[特軍 TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL 特軍 @TokuTournament]

@KingSpaceCowboy You are just SOMETHING ELSE!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

CRASH LANDD ON A ALEAN PLANT 2DAY

TEY WERE INSLAVED BY SUM DEMOGORON

ITZ OK THO

I BODYSLAMD IT IN2 TEH CENTER OF TEH PLANT N FREED THEM

IM CUMN 4 U NEXT @TokuTournament

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

ALL MY SPACE COWBOIZ N GIRLZ

I HEAR U ASK

HOW R U PREPEARN 2DAY 4 TEH JESSE KING 1 HUNDREAD N NINETIETH RETIREMENT TOUR @TokuTournament

BY SUPLEXN RED DWARVEZ N CLOBBERN SUPERNOVAZ

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

@IzzyVanDoren RISE UP LEIK TEH TRUE GALACTIC WARRIOR U R

HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

I TRAVEL THRU TEH STARS N PLANETS 2 EARTH 4 TEH CONVERGENCE

UR DAY OF RECKONN IZ SOON @TokuTournament
HA! HA!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

TAT IZ A MIGHTY FINE PILEDRIVER FROM SUCH A LIL LADY

HA! HA!

[特軍 TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL 特軍 @TokuTournament]

The NINTH entrant in the TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL is @stacypunk77

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

I WIL BRING HOLY WATER 2 PUT DOWN TAT UNDED

I JUS NEED N OLD PRIEST N A NEW PRIEST BLONGN 2 TEH SPACE CHURCH

HA! HA!

[特軍 TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL 特軍 @TokuTournament]

The ELEVENTH entrant in the TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL is @SkullKidsKPRO

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

WHERE THER IZ SMOKEY
THER IZ FIRE
A FIRE TAT IZ GON 2 BURN TEH NON-BELEAVERS N RESHAPE TEH COSMOS

HA! HA!

[特軍 TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL 特軍 @TokuTournament]

The TWELFTH entrant in the TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL is @SmokeyMayfield

The FINAL FOUR announcements to come tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxXJesse KingXxx @KingSpaceCowboy]

O YEH BROTHER

RIDE TAT COMET

HA! HA!

[特軍 TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL 特軍 @TokuTournament]

The THIRTEENTH entrant in the TOKU-GUN INVITATIONAL is @cometboner