John S

I've a lot of growing up to do, I realised that the other day inside my tent.

[John S @KingSynno]

@GreggAWallace, any chance of getting @BBC @MasterChefUK to make an outtakes episode??

[John S @KingSynno]

Lovely evening for a steak @Saharabbq #saharabbq

[Gas Monkey Garage @GasMonkeyGarage]

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[Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @RossOCK]

That match was like a ninety minute recruitment video for the IRFU. Choose rugby, kids, not this muck!!!

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Aww man. Is this really happening?

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Better photo of Halloween Costume Number 1. I only wore it for two hours cause the damn dirty ape got tired. http://t.co/ukesF5H6

[Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @RossOCK]

Has Kitty got a honky eye as well? Between her and Barlow - reminds me of the last time I walked down the main st in Newtownmountkennedy.

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

When U walk up to opportunity's door - don't knock on it. Kick that bitch in, smile and introduce yourself. #GetAfterIt

[Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @RossOCK]

Cian Healy gets on a plane. Air hostess says, "Excuse me, sir, you have to fasten your seatbelt... Oh, sorry, I didn't realise it was you."

[John S @KingSynno]

that moment when you sit down in front of the tv and realise the remote is on the other side of the room