King Butt

I WoW. You bow.

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dear diabetes, heart disease, and obesity: i love you and i will never leave you

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taddles 2020

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@dominos great now i'm beautiful AND hungry

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@KITKAT i need a reeses

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@PopeyesChicken give me free chicken

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@peterdaou make sweet love to an american flag probs

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@Nesquik 🐟 i put fish in my chocolate milk and then drink it

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@ChurchsChicken no

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@realDonaldTrump @SteveHiltonx @NextRevFNC wait you're getting impeached?

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final fantasy 3 that's the tweet

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@DairyQueen hello

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@sonicdrivein i'm a human and not in this photograph

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@longjohnslvrs you can't eat even one SUnday. i don't understand

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@Ritzcrackers grats on the timely joke

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@Fritolay a pound of pretzels

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@pizzahut wat

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@realDonaldTrump i freaking love turkey but it makes me sleepy

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looking for a sugar daddy but mostly just looking for sugar

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i'm writing these tweets just for myself. they say do what you love so i write these tweets and binge cheetos

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oh no i've got the pooops

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WAIT I COULD HAVE TRADED #sexforgrades?!?!?! I COULD HAVE GRADUATED IN FOUR YEARS!!!!?!??!?!?1111