Kingtoastyness

Hmm... Yes, I see... I forgor 💀

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Man shut the fuck up. You're just mad i gave your mom bravarian cream from my long john this morning. Fuck outta here coffee stained bitch

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Nice try ONI spook. You would say something like that

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

We use the ragebait for the lol cows so we can power our gaslighting

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Live by the whopper, die by the whopper. All hail the King

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

You think Namor has a plumbing service?

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Gave this girl my Slim Jim since she wanna beef

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Come and be a part of my balloon crew since you wanna be an airhead

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Post-work chicken patty is clutching the game of life rn

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Oh God. They pipped Peter with a pickled pecker!

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

I be making bitches honk when I give em my golden goose and eggs

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Sorry I can't flirt. I'm to fucking stupid.

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Todays vibe: Oblivious blessings with cunning curses

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Imma treat you like i treat my hog: Cranked

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Its so cold, my micro weenus (elbo) is cold

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

@NoContextHumans Its controversial but halo 5 and infinite

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

The human brain can run doom. Shit. I'm doing it right now

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Bitches wanna call me an orca cuz they wanna free my willy

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Drank a white monster for the first time. Reminded me of him

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

Dwarves? You mean the Appalachian midgets?

[Kingtoastyness @KingToastyness]

How it feels to be a dry beater in a world full of lotion weenies