Uluru

I am the greatest thing to EVER exist…. I AM ULURU | I’m a rock in Australia

[Uluru @KingUluru]

The people who “fell” off of me didn’t just fall by accident… I pushed those heavy motherfuckers

[Uluru @KingUluru]

@MtOlympusUT @FlynnUnbound I’m not a LITTLE lump 🙄

[Uluru @KingUluru]

I’m so beautiful, I look like a majestic loaf of bread

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Karma is a bitch💅

[Mount Mazama 🌋 @mazamasuper]

I am not amused. 😑 #Bedrock fire needs to learn some manners about personal space.

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Greatest rock in history💅🪨

[Uluru @KingUluru]

I moisturize

[Uluru @KingUluru]

I’m an inspiration to all

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Youth

[Uluru @KingUluru]

My self portrait

[Uluru @KingUluru]

I’m making my debut as an artist

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Soon

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Due to me being a busy an VERY popular I totally forgot what I was gonna do, it’s so hart to remember things when ur a high class celebrity

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Soon

[Uluru @KingUluru]

This is supposed to be ominous

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Soon

[Uluru @KingUluru]

@bigsteamygeyser The reality is far better than the expectation

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Propaganda moment

[Uluru @KingUluru]

@DeathValleyNP It means I’m the peoples rock and everyone loves me

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Im the princess Diana of rocks

[Uluru @KingUluru]

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[Uluru @KingUluru]

@MtOlympusUT 😑

[Uluru @KingUluru]

Im not boring

[Uluru @KingUluru]

I will take over the world one day and everyone will bow down to the greatest rock to ever exist