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Certified Rager ™️ Part-Time Isaiah Thomas Fanpage #differenthere **tweets are satire **

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Death Note woulda been boring as fuck if I found that book. id be halfway thru dat mf & all da pages would jus look like dis

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FINALLLY

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happy pride month to gay batman

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@kylewearner my least favorite thing is their mentality. Can’t wait to see what the Thunder have to say in these postgame interviews.

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pulling up to the drive thru speaker and telling the lady on the headset that this is a stick up!!!

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@OnyxOdds ironically, the easiest path is the 2024 Celtics and the hardest path is the 2022 Celtics. That 7-Seed Nets team still had KD and Kyrie, i remember most people had that series going to 7

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Wemby is a +30 in 30 minutes this game. they’re literally out scoring OKC by 1 point every MINUTE when Wemby is in the game. The only thing stopping Wemby from becoming the GOAT is the fuckin rapture

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just tried to propose to my gf and accidentally grabbed my little box that contains 1 live wasp instead of the ring box. i’m such a fuck up.

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used my dads deodorant today and now i feel like i smell homophobic

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IT is back in Boston ☘️

(via @AdamHimmelsbach)

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when bad guys tie people to train tracks, WHYYY do they always pick the spot right next to a lever that can divert the course of the train??? come on man just tie them up on a straight stretch and watch em gum up the tracks! are you fucking slow??

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@SleeperCeltics @SwishStreet how about Isaiah Thomas???

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i sneezed while home visiting my parents and Mom said Trump bless you

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I was right… but at what cost💔💔💔💔

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i am the #1 VJ Edgecombe believer

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i think it’s crazy that 6/15 is 40%. That shit does not fuckin look right to me.

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VJ Edgecombe just dunked on JB and the commentator called him “The Flying Monkey”. Bro.

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@DKSportsbook 37/8/6- 51

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Celtics game is on. you know what that mean? Daddy need a nother bud lite. and a hotgog. hmm.. actually, make that 2 hotgog.

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just interviewed at a chinese restaurant for the position of “little asian kid sitting beside the register doing his homework”

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i feel like an outtie belly button should absolutely count as a third nipple. if only it could lactate like one lol. i’d be leaving hickeys on some of y’all’s belly lol. oh, to dream…

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