Mr. King

Everything’s made up

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@matthewbwake You’re doing it just to fuck with me now….

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@MattWeaverRA No shit! He was one of my dad’s favorite racers and heard him talk about him running all over the South. Him and Friday Hassler. Haven’t thought about him a long time, that’s so cool.

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@Robert_Aderholt I’m sure his friends and family will appreciate that as much as they appreciate you sending their loved ones to die just to cover up your boss being a pedophile

[Menemsha Films @MenemshaFilms]

THIS JUST IN: Our uplifting new comedy ETHAN BLOOM is launching its U.S. theatrical run in South Florida, kicking off March 13th at @GablesCinema!

Meet the cast & crew in-person at select shows - watch the trailer and get tickets now at https://t.co/88dhemYYgL. 🌴 #EthanBloom

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@matthewbwake If every day is tough, no days are tough

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@rileykmcardle @WarOnDumb Like we all assume you posted this from your knees on the floor of Barry Moores bedroom?

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@bobpockrass Which driver tried to take Ivermectin to fight Covid?

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@ChattanoogaPD You realize the entire world doesn’t have Facebook right? Put out an actual press release and quit using Facebook for everything.

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

Hey @grok why does porn start playing after every single video I watch on this site?

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@WarOnDumb Not the point but we quit sharing joints at concerts after getting COVID at a Billy Strings show…

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@jeff_gluck What I’m most afraid of is that this was “the straw” that lost a lot of long term fans. It’s just been one thing after another the last decade and honestly this just kinda deflated any excitement for what’s next.

Feel a lot like Denny right now, I don’t feel like ever racing

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

This feels EXACTLY like the Dodgers winning the World Series last night. Sports in 2025 can fuck right off

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@aldotcom Your mom

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@ChattanoogaPD Also used for surveillance on citizens while y’all hide in the back of Forrest Hills Cemetery

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

Number 1 priority for his presidential run and he’ll win by a landslide

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NEW: @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom just signed #SB576 which will turn down the volume of commercials so they no longer rise to a level louder than the video content being watched.

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@WirecutterDeals As an avid @wirecutter follower and lifelong beach goer, this is the worst recommendation I see yall make every year. This things are terrible for beaches with crowds. They take up 2x as much space as an EZ-up with less shade coverage. I HATE these things.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Now, do the Epstein files.

[Mr. King @King_Evan]

@bobpockrass It’s actively raining at the track, Bob