2PumpChump

Professional hater #GoMariners #GoHawks

[Truth Seeker @_TruthZone_]

We've accepted that our phones are recording our voices but how do you explain your screen showing you a thought that never even left your head?

[Four Loko @fourloko]

FOUR LOKO FRIDAY IS NOW Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko

[Paratrooper Brady @paratroopbrady]

Everyone ignore the ships with these BS viruses on them and put all your attention on the Disney ship that had 27 employees arrested for child pornography.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

mfkers eat babies and then tell everyone "Aliens are real"

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[KinglyPancakes @KinglyPancakes]

Guys, the baby eating satanists told us that aliens are real and that we should focus on that and not the fact that they are baby eating satanists

[Matt Strickland @MattForVA]

“Hey guys, these EMP weapons you’re about to start getting hit with are from the aliens, not us. We swear.”

We’re just not dying fast enough for them.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"The last card they play will be the alien card, and it's all a lie"

-Wernher von Braun

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

The Truman Show
West World
Billions
Law and Order SVU
Blue Chips
The Simpsons
The 100
Every Black Mirror Episode

Supposedly fiction.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 BILL MAHER: “I owe an apology to QAnon … You weren't wrong about the elites of this world that think they can get away with so much sh*t … Until this last [Epstein] dump, we didn't know how extensive it was.”

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

The “No Kings” people are acting like Kings again

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Having a cop testify under oath that he isn’t sure if his wife is fucking Afroman is a level of fucking with the police previously unknown.

[issues @dadyssues]

Sht I knew his dad

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

The coordinated attack on this guy, who just resigned, lets you know he was telling the truth.

[RedHawk @redpilledhawk]

Not a single victim of the Holocaust was an American, this insane obsession you people have has no place in our government.

[2PumpChump @King_Lane_]

@Venmo Good for you I guess

[NC Scout @Brushbeater]

You know who's name is not in the Epstein files?

Joe Kent.

Yours is.