Mindu

GOD SAVE THE KING.

MUFC | The Godfather

[Mindu @King_Mindu]

Life meets you at your level of audacity. Go big!

[Célia (Alouicerlia RIP) @OuiCerCelia]

Vous pensez que je vais quitter ce réseau un jour

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’ve laughed at Gabriel every day for 75 days for missing that penalty, only for Bruno to go and do the exact same thing man ffs 😫

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Sometimes we underappreciate Kenya. Nigeria is a whole different ballgame. Haha!

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Arsenal agenda aside, bro this is the coldest penalty I’ve ever seen

[Mindu @King_Mindu]

Yesterday does not exist

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

God hasn’t blessed me with a Golf 7.5R yet cause he knows that I’d go thank him personally.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

AND

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

You will marry a bombshell.

You will have a ridiculous amount of children.

You will get home from a work trip late at night after they’re all asleep and then wake up the next morning to a throng of tiny humans in pajamas jumping on you and laughing.

You will drink your coffee as your wife sits in the rocking chair with your laughing baby.

BELIEVE

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 Bienvenido, Diomande 👋

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I haven't paid for a personal vacation in 8 years.

Every summer, I review our annual software licensing contracts to see who is up for renewal soon.

I look for the vendors who are most desperate to maintain our enterprise tier subscription.

Yesterday, I had a Zoom call with our primary cloud security provider.

They charge us $400K a year for a threat detection dashboard that literally no one in the company has ever logged into.

I told their account executive that we were strongly considering migrating to a competitor due to strategic alignment issues.

He immediately went pale and asked what he could do to retain our business.

I told him I needed to conduct a rigorous, in-person audit of their latest technology.

I casually mentioned that their upcoming developer conference in Honolulu seemed like the perfect venue for this deep dive.

He caught the hint instantly.

By the end of the day, he had expensed a first-class round-trip ticket and a 7-night stay at a luxury resort in Maui.

He also included a $2K per diem for networking dinners.

My wife thinks I'm an important executive who is constantly requested at high-level industry summits.

She has no idea that I spend these trips drinking expensive cocktails by the pool while my automated scripts delete spam emails back in Chicago.

The vendor knows I'm never going to actually audit their software platform.

I know their software is completely useless.

But we're both trapped in a beautiful corporate dance of mutual extortion.

He gets to keep his massive commission check, and I get an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii.

When I return, I'll send our CFO a 2-page PDF summary to justify the time away.

The tech industry is just a massive luxury travel agency disguised as a meritocracy.

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

Pulls an AK from the rubble, drops the mag, clears the chamber, and pulls the trigger on a safe target. Muscle memory at its finest.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Mo Salah after scoring a hatrick for Trabzonspor then Onana concedes 4:

[mickolo @UTDmickolo]

Psg if you less busy can we play tonight ?

[Mindu @King_Mindu]

@DemonFramed A buddy of mine

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

How I be praying for injuries to stay away from my Mason Mount

[Mindu @King_Mindu]

@livin_omanga @polo_kimanii Kiwi Twitter 😂

[(fan)Lenny @munclenny]

Bruno,Maino and tielemans are still in the cooler.

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

Casemiro made 336 appearances for Real Madrid, scored 31 goals, played alongside Ronaldo, and never scored an own goal.

He then made 150 appearances for Manchester United, scored 21 goals, played alongside Ronaldo again, and still never scored an own goal.

Now, in just his second appearance as Messi’s teammate, he’s already scored an own goal and now a shadow of himself.

Children of God, na here we go start today!😂😂😂🙏🏼

[Harris🇵🇹 @Harris_Ogun]

I don give Atletico letter make he deliver am to Barcelona say Carrick ball is coming…

[mickolo @UTDmickolo]

Carrick don use atletico Madrid send message to la liga
Next week we go use psg send message to ucl