Players That Are Going Yard Today:
May 25th HR Threats List 💣⚾️
Nick Kurtz HR {5⭐️} vs SEA
Colson Montgomery HR {4⭐️} vs MIN
Byron Buxton HR {5⭐️} vs CWS
Ben Rice HR {4⭐️} vs KC
Julio Rodriguez HR {5⭐️} vs ATH
Tap like ❤️ to confirm you're cashing a homer slip
Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳
“I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”
The scene in New Jack City where Gee introduces Nino to crack, it’s a song with heavy bass playing (pun intended). It’s by 2 Live Crew called “In The Dust” …. DJ Toomp produced it.
Kevin O’Leary reveals you’ll become a millionaire on $69,000/year by investing 20% of your paycheck each week👀
“Take 20% of your salary of $69,000 and put it into the market each week and don't touch it”
Comedian Mike Epps describes what it’s like when you don’t have nowhere else to go but act like you do!!
😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏾😩🤣
Be kind to each other. It’s a cold world out here! 🫶🏾
#comedyheals
If I had 20-30lbs of belly fat to lose and wanted to look great by July...
Here's the exact grocery list, meals, routine, and workouts I'd follow starting today:
If you...
- Put $288 per paycheck in a Roth IRA
- Invest in low cost ETFs
- Starting at age 30
- Until retirement
You'll only pay $263k.
But you'll EARN $2,032,680 (tax free).
Here's exactly how it works:
Your credit score is fake and I can prove it by changing yours 200 points in 72 hours
What's crazy is the entire credit system is just a fucking spreadsheet that any retard with $50 can manipulate but you treat it like the Bible…
Here's how fake your score is:
Monday: 580 score (you're "high risk")
Tuesday: Add yourself to mom's Amex
Wednesday: Report updates
Thursday: 730 score (you're "prime")
Same person
Same income
Same history
Different number
The credit bureaus are selling you a lie:
"Build credit responsibly over years"
Reality: It's a game with cheat codes
And the rich know all of them
While you're "building credit the right way"
Like a fucking sucker
The 72-hour credit hack:
Hour 1-24: Authorized user additions (3 cards)
Hour 25-48: Credit report updates
Hour 49-72: Score jumps 150-200 points
Hour 73: Apply for $100k funding
From unfundable to unstoppable
In three days
Because the system is fake
What's even more fucked:
The credit bureaus SELL these hacks:
- Experian Boost: Pay $25/month for +10 points
- Credit repair companies: Pay $5000 for disputes
- Tradeline companies: Pay $500 for authorized user
They're selling you solutions
To the fake problem
They created
It's like poisoning you
Then selling the cure
Then calling it "financial responsibility"
You stupid fuck
Real score manipulations I've done:
512 → 743 in 4 days (authorized user)
481 → 694 in 1 week (dispute letters)
623 → 781 in 72 hours (tradelines)
589 → 754 in 5 days (combination)
All the same person
All fake changes
All got funded
The score isn't measuring shit
It's measuring how well you play their game
And you're playing it wrong
On purpose
Because they taught you wrong
On purpose
To keep you poor
On purpose
Here's what ACTUALLY affects your score:
- Nothing real
- Just data points
- In a spreadsheet
- That can be changed
- By anyone
- At any time
Your payment history? Can be disputed
Your credit age? Can be purchased
Your utilization? Can be hidden
Your inquiries? Can be removed
EVERYTHING IS FAKE
But you treat it like:
"My credit defines me"
"I earned this score"
"I need to protect it"
No dipshit
It's a made-up number
By three private companies
Who profit from your fear
The real credit hack:
Stop giving a fuck about the score
Start manipulating it like everyone else
Use it to get funding
Then forget it exists
Because once you have $100k at 0%
Your score doesn't matter
You have capital
Capital beats credit
But you're so brainwashed that:
"My 750 score is my pride"
Meanwhile you're broke
With perfect credit
Paying 23% APR
I know millionaires with 580 scores
Because they don't need credit
They have MONEY
Which you don't
Your high score is worthless if:
- You're not using it for funding
- You're paying interest
- You're afraid to apply
- You're still poor
A 580 score with $100k cash
Beats 800 score with $0
Every fucking time
But you don't get it
The authorized user exploit:
Pay $500 to strangers online
They add you to their old cards
You inherit their perfect history
Score jumps 200 points
Banks approve you for everything
It's BUYING a credit score
Like buying a degree
Completely fake
Completely legal
Completely profitable
While you're "earning" your score:
- Making every payment
- Keeping utilization low
- Waiting years
- Staying poor
Smart people are buying scores:
- Adding tradelines
- Disputing everything
- Manipulating data
- Getting funded
The system rewards cheaters
Punishes rule followers
And you're following rules
Like a trained dog
Your parents taught you:
"Build credit slowly"
"Be responsible"
"Pay on time"
They kept you poor
With their slave mentality
While rich kids inherit 800 scores
At birth
Stop building credit
Start buying it
Stop earning scores
Start stealing them
The credit system is a scam
But it's a profitable scam
If you're scamming it
Not being scammed by it
Your score can be 750 tomorrow
If you stop being a pussy
And start playing the game
Like everyone else
(ill repair your credit in 30-90 days or you dont pay, link in bio)
If you f***cked up your finances in the past, and now in your 30s or 40s you’re wondering if it’s “too late” to get your money back on track (it’s not) — I hope you find my page.