Dan

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@ZacharyKlehm oh you know uber @UberDanger

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@E_pfeif yeah three years later and I'm still salty

[Dan @King_Patchez]

Eating pasta at a party, everyone's drinking. I think I'm ahead of the curve

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@ZacharyKlehm there are no tweets, do you have nothing to say

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@E_pfeif is the action of tweeting when I type the tweet or when I hit the send button

[Dan @King_Patchez]

We won. Send water.

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@VegaGarcia420 that last bit sounds crazy

[Dan @King_Patchez]

I wish I could sleep during finals but we all know that ain't gonna happen

[Dan @King_Patchez]

Happy 178th birthday Chicago, you still look 29

[Dan @King_Patchez]

I'll see you guys at Bonnaroo

[Dan @King_Patchez]

I gave up growing my hair out

[Dan @King_Patchez]

I'll be filling in for Sally Mason, patches for president

[Dan @King_Patchez]

Gravity is the real enemy

[radvacations ॐ @radvacations]

There's a kitchen chair floating in space. It's referred to as "Escape Vehicle No. 6" by astronauts.

[Space Cats @SCatsx]

. http://t.co/Bdx6tUOWGa

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@Ebeightol23 i feel like you'd like this account @tryingrex

[Dan @King_Patchez]

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, january 31st at portage. Who's with me?

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@DMTryptamine @mac_daddy51 this is awesome