Uchindami

Am good either way.

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@nyirenda22105 @PempheroMphande Bros,being legally married wont make it any better. Its all the same...

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

You can go at any random day but you will still end up listening to 50 cent's 'in da club'

[Uchi25 @Uchindami25]

These DJs stuck in 2012, man. Niggas couldn't even play Not Like Us when it was buzzing world wide. Not a single Drake or Travis Scott banger on the set. Koma All I Do is Win daily! Chimidzi. 😂

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

You actually have a point here.

[locally available𓃵 @Nazjr3]

If you ask me, ku malawi kuno sitingakwane anthu 15 million. Za 22 million zija ndi propaganda aimed to manipulate our government system/ donor aid.

[Wongani Nyangulu MBBS, MSc, DTMH @WJS_Nyangulu]

There's a reason I quit the civil service. Working in a low resource, low pay system while being expected to deliver first class healthcare was stressful. Even when you try, it's mostly a thankless job. And there are those who think they know better without a lick of training.

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

Yes please.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

MIDNIGHT

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@Kamoza0104 I don't think it will get any better or easier for you fam. From the look of things,you will regret not ending things sooner

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@knightOfprayer How much does it cost?

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

Serious money right there. Serious dollar

[The Slice Magazine @slicemagazine]

Triephornia Mpinganjira celebrates her push gift — a brand-new 2025 custom Bravia and a Lamborghini Urus. 👏🏽

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

Tough. But understandable. A few more speeches is all he needs.

[Vendor RJ 🇲🇼 @lbjoza]

Mukazamva kuti wina wagwa ku parliament, musadzadabwe......

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@Mkaaayyyyyyyy Sorry. That's wild

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@peguy_tbn Happy birthday to you

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

Right in the middle of some Lukia and some Flora. Eish

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstillday]

Teacher: Your punishment is, you sit with a girl

7yrs old me:

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@Cecienata @ken_banda_ There is only one Cecelia Tembo who likes politics and is a pharmacist 😂

[•IX/XI• @MachiMughogho]

A friend of mine just lamented at the wealth gap in Malawi. Ku Adventist Hospital, jenta is at 256K and someone just swipes his card without hesitation, off he goes. Not an Indian, American, British or Burundian but a fellow Malawian.

I totally get it.👍

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

Horror stuff

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Manar Maged was born with a parasitic twin that never fully developed, but was using her blood supply. The conjoined head had no body, but coula blink and smile. This condition is called craniopagus parasiticus, and less than a dozen cases have ever been recorded.

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@qinnoh_02 Koma nde mutitopesa

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@HopeKapulula 🤣🤣🤣

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@Wavezillla 😂😂😂😂

[Jerome Chisikwa @JeromeChisikwa]

On this one, we can all agree that Marie Chikuni’s Kambuzi Hot Sauce is the best Chilli Sauce to ever come out of Nyasaland. It’s a rare gem with a strong appetising flavour—definitely 100% export quality!🇲🇼

[Uchindami @King_ndam]

@JeromeChisikwa This is the best chilli sauce we have from Malawi.