The Lizard King

your overlord

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Costco before 10am is indescribable. Executive membership line a neat queue of white people. The line for the rest of the cretins who are not permitted entry until 10am was some sort of USAID Mogadishu Kashmir emergency airlift. Hordes of third worlders clamoring to enter. I’m seeing skull shapes never before documented. Groups of 8+. Completely despicable. There should be a constant ICE presence at every Costco in America. What are we doing man

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Of course it's business as usual, he didn't introduce Donald Trump at a speech

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Politics is a crazy game.

They just lie about everything and see how many retards they can convince.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Congratulations, Ohio. Enjoy your data centers, unlimited H1B “talent,” and endless lectures about what it means to be an American by a seasoned scam artist named “Vivek”

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren

She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements.

Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service.

JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes.

The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%.

For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%.

Warren said no.

She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024.

Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year.

Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug.

510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December.

14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight.

And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms.

Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back.

40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market.

And the math ain’t mathing.

Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%.

That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.”

So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money?

Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years.

Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do.

Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.”

A win.

14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight.

And she’s taking credit.

This is socialism in 2026.

A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company.

She saved you a billion on imaginary paper.

She cost you ten times that in real life.

She didn’t protect consumers from anything.

14,000+ will go from working to welfare.

She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed.

Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything.

She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Say goodbye to $5 rotisserie chickens

[Dennis Erectus, MD @errectusdennis]

What’s happening at the Masters is a perfect analogy for what’s happening in our country. The parallels are there: you take something that is deeply rooted in tradition and history and open it up to outsiders and it starts to lose some of its identity

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The Red Sox simply posted a video of Boston in 1950, and it’s immediately one of the most radicalizing things you’ve ever seen.

[RCR @RCRracing]

A tribute to friendship, legacy and the bonds that help shape this sport. Come see our newest display in the RCR Museum featuring Johnny Morris’ letter to Richard Childress.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

[Orioles magic @OriolesMagic23]

USA loses 3-2. Mark DeRosa takes 3 Gunnar Henderson ABs away to start Alex Bregman who goes 0-3. Byron Buxton who was hitless in the WBC starts over PCA. DeRosa is a terrible terrible manager. I can see why he wasn’t a finalist for any of the job openings. Brutal stuff. #birdland

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

@nicksortor It’s all failure theater.

They are saying these things because they know it won’t pass, so they can pretend they are trying.

If they were serious about trying, they would be twisting arms, and attaching the save act to other must pass legislation.

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

There was an unprecedented coalition made up of traditional conservatives, MAHA supporters, libertarians, young Americans who listened to Joe Rogan and Theo Von, former Democrats like Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr., and so many other non-traditional Republican voters.

And all of that was sacrificed for a small group of Never Trumpers like Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro, who supported Ted Cruz in 2016 and Nicki Haley or Ron DeSantis in 2024.

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

I couldn’t tell you who would win a best-of-7 US-DR series. No one can. But the folks who treated it like a foregone conclusion the DR would blow the doors off the US because they go line-dancing for every base hit shouldn’t be taken seriously.

[The Lizard King @King_of_Lizards]

@RhubarbBrown @JeffPassan

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Dominican Republic in the 2026 World Baseball Classic:

87 bat flips
64 dances in the dugout
24 euro steps around third
zero titles

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I dunno man seems like wars are super easy when the objective is to win and not launder a trillion dollars to your friends in the DC-VA-MD area for decades

[Jo Thomas @rthomas86]

Never been done before. Completely nails it. Every other judge thought he had the top performance. Tanked by the Norwegian judge so Norway would win the gold.

Very similar to how the French judge tanked Chock and Bates so France could win gold.

Disgusting to steal a gold medal with corrupt judges. Seriously, the IOC needs to investigate this.

[Magills @magills_]

Ok. We let Bad Bunny do the Super Bowl. I expect FIFA to put Limp Bizkit in the next World Cup.

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

.@mlb I'm sorry you guys are right to not let anyone have a personality