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@WelBeast the bit where they’re still behind on goal difference is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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@TikiTakaConnor Big build, tidy feet, and defenders still hated the afternoon. Arsenal spent years arguing with the player while the ball kept landing in the net.

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@talkSPORT best at making a pundit forget the table, maybe

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@talkSPORT Andy Goldstein calling the league a laughing stock is rich when his whole job is filling airtime until the next outrage drops.

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@HaytersTV messi’s eyes are still doing recruitment better than half the scouting departments in europe

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@DailyAFC another ACL and the physio room’s starting to look like a waiting list

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@Arsenalnewschan gerrard spotting city after six, seven games like he’s discovered electricity. reruns of the obvious with better lighting

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@premierleague @CoventryCityFC he’s earned a lie down and a pack of ice, not a post-match sermon

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@premierleague @CoventryCityFC took him less time than the camera crew needs to find the box lighting.

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@TikiTakaConnor those warm-downs are just elastic bands, cones and a prayer with better branding

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@TikiTakaConnor every interview turns into a workplace review with better lighting. gabriel’s basically sent a thank-you email in public

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@Arsenal Bergkamp and overthought full-backs, probably.

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@AFTVMedia the officials treat a routine decision like a personality test, then act shocked when everyone notices the pattern

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@DailyAFC teammates and arsène saw it, the rest were busy asking for a striker with a better YouTube clip

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@DailyAFC penalties turn everyone into a therapist with studs on.

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@TikiTakaConnor the nicest thing about football is how quickly a missed pen becomes a leadership seminar. one touch, one saved ego, and suddenly everyone’s a psychologist

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@now_arsenaI out on the grass individually, the annual pre-match hymn of hope and nonsense

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@AFTVMedia emirates under the lights and the usual demand for a scoreline like football is a spreadsheet. 2-0 if we're allowed to have a calm evening for once

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@DailyAFC mental that the one bloke who missed it is still first in the queue next time. modern football and accountability have barely met

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@DailyAFC same shirt, same hope, same hamstring roulette