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Everything is edible, except lettuce.
Also, human types things using opposable thumbs. Lucky.

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

@SJHockeyDJ Thanks bud. But unfortunately we were told this doesn't count. Just hit the recycle looking button under the original for retweet only.

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

@Danrossa @Danrossa you need to just hit the retweet square, without typing anything. Thanks man

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

@sjsharkie Wasn't even worth standing up for. :/ 2 stars.

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

DVR'd MNF to watch tomorrow. I'm sure I can get through the day without hearing about it.

[The Beer League Players Association @TheBLPA]

Welcome to #Sweaterfest by @TheBLPA and @Enviousgamewear. One team will win a free set of custom jerseys and you get to decide who. Retweet to vote for #1 and Like to vote for #2. 
#beerleague #hockey

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Get on and vote for my humans Old No 7's Jersey!!!
Also, give BLPA a follow!

[The Beer League Players Association @TheBLPA]

Welcome to #Sweaterfest by @TheBLPA and @Enviousgamewear. One team will win a free set of custom jerseys and you get to decide who. Retweet to vote for #1 and Like to vote for #2. 
#beerleague #hockey

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Wife to #Daughter: Do you want a taco or a burrito from the #taqueria?
Liv: #Taco AND #burrito!
Me (quietly to myself) : That's my girl.
#dadlife #dadsquad #RaiseTheBar #LivLife #Livitup SuperbowlLIV
#TacoTuesday

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

@Trent5Taylor Is Colinsworth any better?

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Just had my #Daughter get me a beer for the first time, while watching the #NFLPlayoffs #49ers vs #Vikings
The next phase of my life has begun. #LivLife #dadlife #dadsquad #parenthood #livitup #MINvsSF #NFLDivisionalRound

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

"YOLO! LOL. JK. BRB." - Jesus

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Asked my #Daughter what she wanted for her next #birthday .
Her response: "More #cupcakes ".
I had no response. It was #perfect #speechless #LivLife #livitup #dadlife

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Mom: What did you want to say to daddy?
Daughter: Thats not daddy, that's "Teacher". His day is past.

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

First official Memorial weekend vacation pooping tweet. You're welcome.

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

I think ive seen more #GameofThrones episodes than the @SanJoseSharks have had quality chances.
And i dont watch @GameOfThrones
#SJSharks

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

#SticksOutForHumboldt #HumboldtBroncos #HumboldtStrong
@SanJoseSharks @NHL

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

#Grandma just told my #Daughter she needed to go sit on the #potty and the kid told her "You dont need to tell me" with a finger wave and a hand on the hip. The sass is strong in this one. #sassy #pottytraining #dadlife #parenthood #AdultingAndStuff

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

#Avocado
Cut only the portion you want to eat? Or......
Cut in half, remove pit, slice entire thing?
#FridayFeeling #question

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

@nyjets im digging the new look. Anything was better than the block shoulder single stripe with matte forest green. Those old jerseys looked like a #DIY iron on jersey. #GothamGreen #NYJets

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Choosing the 2 end pieces of the bread loaf so your kid can get the good ones. #parenthood #parent #parents #parentingtips #dadlife #dadsquad #AdultingAndStuff

[Z minus the B's @KingdomofZeus]

Curious at what age are you supposed to get a set of towels that nobody can touch for the bathroom?
#bathroom #dadlife #marriage #aging #ageisjustanumber #ageism