King Bowser

Father of One, other adopted kids now reduced to minions, lover of Koopas and Goombas, King of the Koopas, Amazing Retro Gamer

[King Bowser @KingofKoopas85]

Feeling cute rn

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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It's been a year, what the fuck is this account

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I just pooed all over the kitchen counter

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Feeling cute rn

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jr gave me the best father's day yesterday, love the kiddo ♥️

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@ResetReece tweet something controversial

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@carrots_64 Would not do that to the princess

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@carrots_64 Same, loved into the Spider-Verse and loved #AcrossTheSpiderVerse to bits, that to be continued just got me, Sony, you already know you got my ticket 🔥

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Boutta see Spider-Verse

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@carrots_64 i like radiohead

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Gotta admit, made me scared, but don't let Peaches know!!

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Been playing a lot more modern games recently, picked Spider-Man PS4 back up and am attempting to 100% platinum it before Spider-Man 2 comes out, also been playing Five Nights at Freddy's VR because Jr keeps recommending me to check out Freddy Fazbear because of a movie

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Anyway after my most recent defeat, I've been taking time off and had some fun with the son, planning to take Jr to see #SpiderVerse on Saturday

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Hey guys sorry I've not been posting, that red plumber and his green sidekick have been foiling one of my greatest plans yet, I literally surrounded Peach's castle with a huge bubble, took those pesky plumbers a while to save her 💀 I'll be back to posting 💕🔥

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Check out what I saw

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So can't wait to watch the Mario Movie tomorrow, Jr's gonna enjoy it and I know I am. Jack Black is gonna be awesome as me

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Can't wait for the Olympics next year, thinking of teaming up with the Doctor again

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Employee of the Month goes to Keith who managed to kidnap that fungus and also introduced me to Breaking Bad