Paul 🇾🇪🔰

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”

[Guerrilla Prophet @jaykelly26]

Quick question for the Tartan Army...

Why do yall keep putting traffic cones onthe heads of all our statues in Boston. Its a lovely touch, just curious...

[PFA @PFA]

A record breaker and the Premier League players rate it 🫡

Man United’s Portuguese magnifico is in the Top Six for PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

[Bloomberg @business]

Some members of the billionaire Glazer family have been debating whether to sell their stake in Manchester United FC, after more than 20 years of ownership that has often been blighted by fan protest https://t.co/yn8zjFzVG5

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Citation Brotisserie Chicken @nuclearpiss07]

Goooooood morning Night City!!

[Premier League @premierleague]

A record season 🤩

Bruno Fernandes picks up the Coca-Cola Playmaker award 🏆

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes joins an illustrious list of Player of the Season winners 🫶

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Nine years on from the tragic events of the Manchester Arena bombing, we remember the 22 innocent lives that were lost on that awful night.

They will never be forgotten.

🐝 #ACityUnited

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Happy Easter from everyone at United! 🐣❤️

[CK @stateoffooty]

Just found the toughest Bruno edit oh my god

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

The movingly beautiful story of where Hammond went during his near death experience. Powerful and touching, thank god he’s still with us.

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Found the world's most famous traffic cones in the centre of Glasgow!

[🇾🇪 @ManUtdHeritage]

The United squad pose in Lisbon before hammering Benfica 5-1 in their backyard (1966) #MUFC