Pornstache

reporting for duty! | I’m watching you Lannisters! |Booking - Aerys Targaryen, Rhaegar Targaryen

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

—— Tweeting profanity daily.

Keeping the peace and serving justice to all.

I start and finish shit don’t test me.

Bad cop.

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@KnightOfSaphire Boring without me isn’t it?

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@KnightOfSaphire Busy. Ya miss me?

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@KnightOfSaphire Where have you been?

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@KnightOfSaphire Briiee

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

Say what say what

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@LilLionMan_ @ you

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@ItsSerPounce *sneezes* get away you mangy rat

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

Awake

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@JLionnister But first give me your keys!

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@JLionnister If you get on that bike then I’m gonna arrest you.

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@elia_nym Excuse me?

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@JLionnister Yes sir, I can’t let you drive without a license.

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@JLionnister Then I’ll need your keys.

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@JLionnister Show them to me

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

Do you have a license to drive that there motorcycle? @JLionnister

[Varys @CallMeVarys]

#Whispers

“Rhaella has left her husband in jail.”

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

You just called Brienne ugly

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

@ Jaime

[Pornstache @KingsLandingPD]

Revenge lowers them

[𝓞lenna 𝓣yrell @HeIsAnOaf]

Bet the Targaryen’s thought they’d seen the last of little old me.