Kings Memories

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The groundskeeper who looked like Shrek and Wayne Rooney's lovechild #unfortunate

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Little chavs gobbing off to you outside One-Stop on the walk to school #asbo

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Having to stand up every time a teacher walked into the classroom #effort

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The lottery that was which year group got into the lunch hall first

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Stampedes in the language corridor which would leave year 7's crippled #onewaysystem

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When walking through the back-courts and not getting hit by a conker was an achievement #hazardous

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Queueing in the rain for an exam outside the sports hall #noton

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When BCS lessons meant playing on http://t.co/qwgNXulR6G #sneaky

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Shitty speeches by Head of Years in assembly #shutup

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Flapjacks for 50p #moistyetcrisp #perfect

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Sprinting across the Astro to get the best hockey stick in PE #hastobedone

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Buying Calipos in the summer to eat on the field #besttimeofyear

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Forgetting food tech ingredients so buying them at One-Stop before school #prepared

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Tunnel of death on the field #brokenlegs

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Nazi uniform inspectors #calmdown

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Running through the dip was one of the hardest things I have done in my life #travelatorneeded

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Fighting chavs on the back-courts #riskybusiness