Dr McLovin

Relentless Optimist||Medico||Scorpio||Igbo❤||Somewhat opinionated QUALIFIED FIRST CONTACT PRACTITIONER in Nigeria, United Kingdom, New Zealand and Australia.

[Dr McLovin @Kings_Cypher]

1.5 million Naira for whoever predicts the country that will win the world cup.

This post will be pinned and winners will be picked at the end of the final.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

24 hours to go.

[Runtown @iRuntown]

MORNING AGAIN 💿

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Anytime I see her watching Tv and using her phone, she gets a "one screen at a time" rebuke from me.

Initially, she'd respond with "leave me jor" but I was consistent.

So these days, like a stubborn ill tempered child, she'll act like she didn't hear me for a couple of seconds, before dropping the phone.

Was watching football yesternight and scrolling X, when I heard a stern "one screen at a time!" rebuke from behind.

It was her, doing her best impression of me.

My instinct in such situations is typically to casually dismiss her:

"Go away, woman"

After all, I'm Baba yehgha; no one tells me what to do, least of all a mere woman

But I caught myself, and realised if I did that, I'd lose the moral authority to enforce that same rule with her.
Because for a lesson or principle to be truly persuasive, it has to first apply to its author before it can effectively apply to its audience.

So I dropped the phone.

Then came a smug, satisfactory look on her face.

Moral of the story is that when you're trying to get someone to do or stop doing something, the day they start calling you out for the same misbehaviour is the day you know the lesson is being accepted.

And perhaps most importantly, when you willingly hold yourself to the same standard you've set, you legitimise it in a way no argument or justification ever could.

One of the strongest indicators that you've successfully taught a principle to someone isn't that they obey you, but that they start applying it to you too

[Osagie Alonge @OsaGz]

June 29, 2000: Patrick Kluivert misses a PK against Italy, hitting the left upright.

June 29, 2026: Justin Kluivert misses a PK against Morocco, hitting the left upright.

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

your phone number is personal and sometimes you want to connect without handing it over. that's why we're introducing usernames for WhatsApp.

starting this week, you can reserve a username to use later this year when we launch the feature. It takes just a few seconds, make sure you have the latest version of WhatsApp and then go to Settings > Account > Username.

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

We will be there for the bald fraud’s downfall.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Na that first answer confam the babe. They asked her how much her husband makes to look after family of 5. She told him how much both of them makes.

She knows it is her responsibility too. Na wife the man marry. Everybody will marry what they think they deserve.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Chelsea statement on Enzo Maresca.

“Chelsea FC appreciates the 2025/26 season was a hugely disappointing one for the Club and its supporters. A major contributing factor was the disruption caused as a result of changes that the Club was forced to make to the Head Coach position over the Christmas period”.

“Due to recent developments, we consider that it is important to explain to our supporters what happened and why our former Head Coach left the Club on 1 January 2026”.

“In Autumn last year, the Club was informed by our former Head Coach that there might be an opportunity for him to succeed Pep Guardiola at the end of the season”.

“It became clear to us that it was his strong desire to succeed Guardiola and that he was fully committed to pursuing the opportunity, despite the fact he was under a long-term contract which he had no right to terminate”.

“In December 2025, our Head Coach unexpectedly and abruptly resigned from his position. Obviously, we felt let down as we believed that his head and heart were focused on another club and another opportunity, despite having just arrived at Chelsea the year before”.

“No club wants to change its head coach midway through a season. However, in light of his decision not to continue fulfilling his responsibilities through to the end of the season, the Club was left with no choice but to protect our players, our supporters, and the Badge and accept his resignation”.

“In the circumstances and given the mutual respect between clubs, a confidential settlement has been reached with Manchester City, which includes the payment of compensation. A confidential settlement has also been reached with the former Head Coach under which he will pay compensation”.

[Enick @_olu_wa_seun]

If you’re a guy and you’re still getting worked up over women’s think pieces and letting it get to you, trust me, you’re a fool, a huge one.

[Dr McLovin @Kings_Cypher]

Well, this is affecting their birth rate

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Deciding to give the court power over your relationship, which is what marriage is by the way, is a choice - especially if you live in the West.

The Marital laws in the West doesn’t make any sense. I wonder why they have not pressured their law makers to change it.

[Dr McLovin @Kings_Cypher]

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[Selâmi Haktan @slmhktn]

Hindistan'ın Andra Pradeş eyaletinde ilahi bir güçle uçabileceğini iddia eden 49 yaşındaki Hindu rahip, dağın zirvesinden düşerek olay yerinde hayatını kaybetti.

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

It is intellectually dishonest to blame BBN, Peller, Carter Efe et al. for this Olodo Uprising, the truth is that the rulers of Nigeria, temporal and spiritual, are the true enablers of the weaponized ignorance that has birthed the mass stupefaction..🇳🇬🤔

[Oku @oku_yungx]

THANK YOU CANADA for sending those XENOPHOBIC idiots back home. ❤️👏

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

From all of Africa: Thank you Canada

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Out of the 9 Africa teams that qualified from the group stage, the useless one was the first to go back home ❤️

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@BafanaBafana It's fine.

The attacker that could have scored, you left him back in Johannesburg to prepare for June 30th.

You can go bek and kill what's left of the black foreigners in your country, Xenophobia F. C.

[Dr McLovin @Kings_Cypher]

Better Talent

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

There was a screenshot of an Ogbeni Dipo tweet from 2015 where he was saying something along the lines of “say no to N50k jobs”, saying that young Nigerians deserve better and as such should vote GEJ out and vote in Buhari.

Does anyone still have that screenshot?

[Yehgha @yaygha]

The wages of sin is a Nigerian woman

[Dr McLovin @Kings_Cypher]

@nodebe44 Ok????🤷🏻‍♂️