Kingsferry Bridge

Once the glorious gateway from the Isle of Sheppey to the mainland. Now unused and unloved. Parody account.

[106.9 SFM @SFMRadio]

106.9 SFM TRAFFIC NEWS: #A249 #SheppeyCrossing N'bound CLOSED currently, due to a broken down lorry. Use #KingsferryBridge instead.

[kmfm @kmfmofficial]

A249 : Bridge closed on Sheppey Way northbound at the Lower Halstow Turn Off junction in Iwade, queueing traffic. Diversion in operation

[National Highways: South-East @HighwaysSEAST]

#Kent The #A249 northbound (the #SheppyCrossing) is closed due to an incident. Traffic is being diverted via the adjacent KingsFerry Bridge

[KCC Highways @KentHighways]

A249 Sheppey Crossing: Closed in both directions following an RTC, diversion via the B2231 Kingsferry Bridge. Please expect delays.

[KCC Highways @KentHighways]

Swale, A249 Sheppey Crossing: Closed until further notice due to the weather conditions.Motorists are being diverted via Kingsferry Bridge

[Highways Agency @highwaysagency]

RT @HAtraffic_seast #A249 #Sheppey Crossing is now fully open. Thank you for your patience and please continue to take extra care due to...

[KentOnline @Kent_Online]

We've updated our #kentstorm story with news of Sheppey Crossing closure and new fire service advice. http://t.co/yHWpT7gsei

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@RedlyNightshade Yay! Hope you're enjoying your new car :) Happy Friday bestie! x

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@MrMikePearce Oh! You're making me blush!

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@jamesworse YES! Use me, baby!

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@MrMikePearce You're too kind! I thought nobody loved me :(

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

Not me! I'm still open! Cos I'm great. "@HR_channelports: Update: A249 | Kent | Northbound | Incident, road closed. http://t.co/SN8SvDiHAZ"

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@MrMikePearce Sorry about that. Truly. But it's in the Sacred Code of Bridge Lifting. We've got psychic abilities and we HAVE do it.

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

. @LaLegatron Valid point, but when those HUGE ones are coming at me, I get scared and so I just lift up my tummy as quick as I can!

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@JamieArscott100 Come on. Leave @SheppeyCrossing out of this. People can still use me if they want, yo.

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@RedlyNightshade Totes, everyone's gonna want to be in our gang. Haters gonna hate.

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

Me and @RedlyNightshade are officially besties now. That's right, Bex has a bridge for a best friend. Try not to be too jealous, people.

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

I've got a follower, I've got a follower! IN YOUR FACE @SheppeyCrossing! You may have the traffic & news coverage but I am winning this war!

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@RedlyNightshade I think I love you. Thank you for still using me and for following me. I'll try not to have to lift when you're coming :)

[Kingsferry Bridge @KingsferryBrdge]

@RedlyNightshade Um. Yes. Busted. Ok, I'll just look it up on YouTube like everyone else.