Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody

Kingsman Agent Galahad. #Parody #BoneHead (Kingsman RP AU MC21+)

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

"𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖓."

👑 Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
🇬🇧 Galahad Jr
👑 Kingsman Agent
🇬🇧 Written by #BoneHead
👑 #Kingsman #Parody
🇬🇧 RT

[James Bond. Parody @AShakenMartini]

"The name's Bond, James Bond."

🔫 James Bond
🍸 007
🔫 MI6 Spy
🍸 Written by #BoneHead #ATrain
🔫 #JamesBond #Parody
🍸 RT

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> [Rubs my hands together thinking of the carnage.] @LethalOZone @RatedRBuzzkill @StratusfyinDiva

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> get it TLC match! I got a chair waiting under the ring with both their names on it! > @LethalOZone @RatedRBuzzkill @StratusfyinDiva

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

~ We hate em! Will make it the breast match ever! I mean best! Yeah best! Plus if we can ~ @LethalOZone @RatedRBuzzkill @StratusfyinDiva

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

[Grins wide nodding at @LethalOZone and pats @RatedRBuzzkill on the back then bites my lip when @StratusfyinDiva comes in.] Hell yeah ~

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> back into reality shakes my head.] I mean what. Huh. Yeah my brother is right we can make sure we win! @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> beach with Trish as she is naked eating strawberry's with whip cream muffles "Come to daddy.." Then breaks> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

I think Randy here lost his ability to speak! [Chuckles the stares blankly day dreaming about being on the> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

Gah! [Jumps and trembles the stares cause can't look away muffles "No mommy I have been bad" shakes my head.] Strangley am half horny. https://t.co/rm4MgAnMiy

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

[Puts a picture or naked Sable in front of you while you concentrate.] https://t.co/lhcFGOUOXw

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

I love DUDE LOVE! Though Cactus Jack is more bad ass. Hmm... [Feigns in deep concentration taping my lip.] https://t.co/YTFNaoAzGm

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

Dude Love? https://t.co/SNRdsjneJK

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

Depends on who he is on what night! https://t.co/4i15yh7z5h

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

I know @3FacesOfMick definitely loves our kazooing. https://t.co/3tUEh1EBYw

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

We can mix him a big ol' batch! https://t.co/GvK7Kz8WK5

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

He looks out of ass cream. https://t.co/66EutC1HlM

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

Cause we are the best! Woot woot! https://t.co/OxsuqUmyGc

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

See @KazooNImpale. @GamesPedigree and @RadiantVincess like us. [Laughs.]

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

@KazooNImpale

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

Sorta he's as Jericho says a assclown sometimes. https://t.co/Dd9NTqvBSV

[Edge. Parody @RatedREntice]

You made a new friend? @KazooNImpale

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> match happen? @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> settled! And we will find someone! At any rate when does this> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

> of nods rubbing my hands. Then turns to the young kid.] So its> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom

[Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody @KingsmanEntice]

~ Scrum diddly scrum delicious. Damn she is sexy. [Gives lots~ @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom