Pat Bateman

You may know me from car websites like @Jalopnik, @TheDrive, @Oppositelock1... That’s it. I talk cars. Huey Lewis and The News is awesome.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@TheCleanCarClub And here I thought I was the evil one…

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@TheCleanCarClub I know just the guy. Oh @theRealTavarish, want some new content?

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@Jalopnik A ‘67 Camaro retromod with a Tremec 6-speed and either a 572 or LT4 swapped, with four wheel ceramic disk brakes and a modern suspension setup.

Fuck comfort, fuck reliability. Have fun and piss off the neighbors every morning while doing it.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@Crime_Penguin EVERY TIME they do it, same result. Pontiac G8 GXP? Hard sale. Chevy SS/Holden VF Commodore? Hard sale. The funny part:

Both of those cars were wildly popular after they were discontinued.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

Unfortunately, I am very familiar with this sound (I’m still waiting for my money from @Cadillac for their CTS 3.6 doing this to me).

[TRAKPAK @dexcooldrinker]

i forgot just how nasty my parent's old acadia sounded when it jumped timing

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

#oppositelock #manualelitistjerks

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Took the Civic TypeR in for service and was fortunate enough to pick up the brand new @Honda Prelude!! Thank U @wc_honda for helping add this Boost Blue Beauty to the Honda Lineup! Time to see what this thing can do!!!

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@ShitpostGate No thank you.

But please, you do you.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@wayne_m159 @Jalopnik Honestly, I have a feeling that Jaguar will end up better than they were two years ago. This is also the lowest bar ever set in the history of automotive manufacturing.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

I LOVE IT. This is the future; make futuristic cars, for fuck sakes.

[Helen @hjwakerley]

Jaguar Type 00 is out and about in London.

📸 @ callumbough

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

Make designated HOV highway lanes for these from certain locations (airport to park/rides) and we don’t have to worry about light rail. Perfect.

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

The future should look like the future

Robovan is 🤯

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@alanisnking QUICK go get a Ram Tungsten and tell us which is better.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@ARSGP_Sim @patinaresearch I haven’t seen this big of a drama queen since seeing Nathan Lane in The Birdcage.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@Mike_M_Klotz

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@Mike_M_Klotz You should post about cars. I hear that clears up your timeline.

DAMN I wish that was the case.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@RawdogGorillion Excuse me but why tf are you using my picture?!

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@kngrh8tr666 @slidewaze86 @KekRiley @CollinRugg Hi, former firefighter/EMT who has responded to many mental health calls. Suicidal people can and do lash out at the people trying to save their lives. Him being armed demands a well-trained police response.

Which is exactly what occurred.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

Trucks that tow or haul aren’t the best application for EV tech. Hybrid tech, however…

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: Ford considers terminating the electric version of its F-150 pickup, a move that would make the money-losing truck America's first major EV casualty. https://t.co/QU8wfDbFY2

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@mbmaybachfans @simolude_ai I rate it AI.

[Pat Bateman @KinjaPatBateman]

@Mike_M_Klotz Okay. Then it could also be the Cars & Coffee Mustang GT of Supercars as well.