Elf Dressed as a Cow

Writer of erotica, drinker of wine, fermenter of things, smartass.

The GOP is now the party who cried wolf.

Pronouns: person, woman, man, camera, tv

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@davidhogg111 No idea.

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@sweatystartup Dumbass flex, and shitty parenting.

You think life isn't already lined up to fuck his shit up?

The lesson you just taught him is this: He'll get no sympathy from dad. There's no safe harbor at home in which to lick his wounds. He's on his fucking own.

Pat yourself on the back.

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@S_U_Network Morningwood Academy

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@victornelson @Maga4liberty @deplorable111 Yeah, law enforcement is all about the felon.

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@FernandoAmandi Bio says "law and order," yet he supports:

* an insurrectionist
* a felon
* an adjudicated rapist

Trump has been on the wrong side of the law so long he was sued by the Nixon administration.

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@TylieTwo Generally speaking, our goal is to come out of it alive, but by all means, worry about aesthetics.

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@cmclymer Same. Signing a petition one time does not mean I want endless texts from every campaign.

I hate texts in general, even from friends.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Why is he cooking bits of plastic?

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@WUTangKids Never heard of her.

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@Acyn I have an idea, tell him to stop breaking the law.

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@sunsungirly Because Elon Musk is a turd.

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@acnewsitics Not over 60.

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@EastEndJoe Breaking Wind

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@Rainmaker1973 Not sure I'd hire that contractor.

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@LoveTherapis1 Jacked up trucks.

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@Catsillyness M&M Cookie

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@MarkoSilberhand If I ram these dudes with my car and then shoot them, will Greg Abbott pardon me?

Premeditated stand your ground is pardonable in Texas, the one star state.

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@HuffmanForNC @taylorswift13 @abreezeclayton @NCDemParty Scott, don't share your daughter's birthdate with the Internet. Also, don't share the make and model of her first vehicle, her mother's maiden name, first pet, etc.

It's bad enough doing any of this for yourself, but doing it for somebody else is not okay.

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@reedgalen Depends.

How far can I throw him?

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@ShutUpMan_420 No.