Six years ago, I lied in a job interview. I said I had a university degree that I had actually never finished. They hired me, and I ended up becoming the head of a department of 12 people. Last Monday, HR wrote to me: "We've reviewed your file, and we need to talk to you."
me telling my gynecologist that i lost my virginity at 18 and now i'm in a relationship with a man and he didn't even write anything down….. then a dramatic pause….. so, when was your first time having penetrative sex with a woman? and i'm like 27. then he goes clickety-click.
You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
my philosophy professor got mad at me today cuz he said “lets say a woman is a misandrist and she gets a man to fall in love with her and gets pregnant and makes him very excited to have a child then aborts it” and i muttered “beast mode” under my breath and he heard me.
I don’t even know where to talk about this anymore. So I’ve been dating my boyfriend for 13 years, never broken up, but right now I’m asking for a one-month break. Guess why? Not because of cheating, but because yesterday morning I found something in his Gemini AI. Guess what?
Jensen Huang is effectively OUT of NVIDIA🚨
Man His wife is 65 years 🇺🇸
They have been married for 41 years.
As early microchip designers, she reportedly earned more money
She totally left engineering work to raise their two children while Jensen Huang built Nvidia
She was one of only three women in a class of 250 electrical-engineering students at Oregon State University when she and Jensen met.
Jensen was 17 years when he walked up to the 19 year old Lori (his wife) and asked
"Do you want to see my homework?"
He promised that if they studied together every Sunday she would get straight A's, turning homework sessions into weekly dates.
He also told her he would be a CEO by age 30. A promise he kept when he co-founded Nvidia in 1993.
Jensen has repeatedly called meeting her "the most important, single event of Oregon university, and of my life"
They married in 1985, the same year she graduated with her electrical-engineering degree.
In 2022 the couple gave $50 million to Oregon State University (the campus where they met) to create a major innovation complex named after both of them.
Jensen has said he does "zero percent" of his own shopping and that Lori (with their daughter) chooses his clothes, including the signature black leather jacket.
He has publicly credited her with being "part of Nvidia every step of the way" and with handling the personal and financial details of their life.
It's quite sad what is happening currently and how shattered Lori Huang must be.
Jensen was probably too naive.
Look at how much voting power these founders have in their own companies:
Elon Musk (SpaceX): 82%+
Mark Zuckerberg (Meta): ~61%
Elon Musk (Tesla): ~20%
Jensen Huang (NVIDIA): ~3.6%
Elon and Zuck made sure they retained significant control over the companies they built.
Jensen spent over 30 years building NVIDIA into one of the most important companies on the planet, yet never secured that kind of voting protection.
Of course, that doesn’t excuse his mistakes.
But it’s sad to see how easily a founder can lose control of the company he spent his entire life building.
To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
Nvidia just lost the one person it couldn't replace...
More than $600 billion in value has vanished since Jensen Huang's exit, but the posts coming out of Nvidia say more than the stock chart does.
Engineers are calling him the most thoughtful leader they ever worked for and thanking him for the chance to do their life's work.
Lex Fridman summed it up nicely:
"It's Apple firing Steve Jobs all over again, but much bigger."
Trump called it a "HORRIBLE THING."
Jensen admitted the affair and the investigations are real, yet a corner of the internet is already murmuring that this all moved too neatly to be an accident.
Whatever the truth turns out to be, it's an absolute bummer.
The next CEO inherits a company mourning its founder a week before earnings, and no search firm can hire that kind of loyalty or talent.
Source: Axios, NYP
They didn’t “fire” Jensen Huang. They erased him completely.
He spent 33 years building Nvidia, only for it to be wiped out in 4 days.
Here’s how I see what really happened:
Jensen Huang’s influence had grown too great. Nvidia is the engine of the entire artificial intelligence (AI) race, and he sits at the center of it all—who gets chips? How many? How fast will AI advance in its next phase? He has the final say on all of it.
And the people behind him—the forces accustomed to giving orders and controlling vast amounts of capital—found that they could no longer control him.
He was no longer following their instructions.
They pushed their plans on him, and he refused; they pressured him again, and he still insisted on moving forward his own way.
You can’t just fire someone like that, or the stock price would crash and the whole world would demand answers. So they took a different approach.
They turned him into a “villain.”
Look at the timeline:
→ November 8: He admitted to an affair.
→ A few days later, headlines across major media outlets said he was involved with a “Chinese spy.”
→ Singapore said its investigation into the woman had nothing to do with “espionage”—but almost no media outlets reported that.
→ Today: He is no longer CEO, president, or a member of the board, effective immediately.
→ The same day, Nvidia got its first-ever Chair.
An affair cannot end the career of a founder who spent 33 years building a company in 4 days.
This is clearly a carefully orchestrated “smear campaign.”
The same language, the same villain narrative, flooded the media in the same week.
This is not news at all. It is a deliberate attack on his personal reputation.
And the woman at the center of it all? According to Bloomberg, she is already in Beijing. That means she cannot be questioned, while Jensen Huang will never be able to fully clear his name. This will remain unresolved forever—a perfect “weapon.”
Even Trump once called him a “decent man,” but that did nothing.
This was never about an affair. It was about who controls the chips that power AI. In the next phase of AI development, they need someone who will “do as they’re told.”
So look at who is sitting in his place now: Chief Financial Officer (CFO) Colette Kress is the “interim” CEO. And, for the first time in Nvidia’s history, there is a Chair, a position above the CEO.
She is not really running Nvidia. She is just a puppet. The people pulling the strings behind all this are clearly those determined to get Jensen out.
This week, most people will see a sex scandal; but a few years from now, they will finally see the truth behind it.
They may be able to bury Jensen’s name under news headlines, but they cannot erase him from history. Follow me and forward this post to people who still take news headlines at face value.
After seeing what happened with Jensen Huang, I get why Elon Musk
was so obsessed with his stake in Tesla.
Even a founder with just a 3% stake can have the board’s plans blown to pieces in one go.
Elon is single, so he doesn’t have to worry about an affair coming to light, and with his stake in hand, no one can shake him.
While everyone else worries about AI taking their jobs, this guy is looking decades ahead and setting the board up in advance.
Sure enough, Elon isn’t thinking one move ahead— he’s thinking 1000000 moves ahead
Be Jensen Huang:
• Starts Nvidia in 1993. By 1996, the company is nearly bankrupt. He lays off half the staff and tells the team they are “30 days from going out of business.”
• In 1997, Nvidia wins a Sega contract, but Jensen realizes the chip won’t work. Sega invests $5M anyway, giving Nvidia six more months to survive and pivot.
• The pivot works. Nvidia goes public in 1999 and launches the GeForce 256, calling it the world’s first “GPU.” It goes on to dominate PC gaming.
• Jensen notices PhD students using Nvidia gaming cards for complex math. He realizes the GPU is much bigger than gaming and starts investing heavily in that future.
• Throughout the 2000s, Nvidia pours profits into developing CUDA, a software platform that makes GPUs programmable for AI, scientific computing, and many of the heaviest workloads that CPUs can’t handle.
• In 2016, Jensen hand-delivers Nvidia’s first AI supercomputer, the DGX-1, to Elon Musk for OpenAI to train a 'generative model'.
• In 2022, Nvidia stock crashes 66%. The PC market slows, Ethereum kills GPU mining, resale prices collapse, and revenue guidance falls.
• While the industry slows down, Jensen aggressively secures TSMC's limited CoWoS packaging capacity (the bottleneck for AI chips) betting the farm that the "big AI moment" is imminent.
• In Nov 2022, OpenAI launched ChatGPT. Suddenly, every major tech company wants thousands of Nvidia H100s at $30K each.
• From 2023 to 2025, big tech pours hundreds of billions into AI infrastructure. Nvidia becomes the choke point. CUDA keeps developers locked in.
• Nvidia becomes the most valuable company in the world, valued at $4.3 trillion, and Jensen owns approximately 3.5% worth $150+ billion.
• Then everything starts to unravel.
• On November 8, 2026, Nvidia’s board opens an investigation into Jensen’s relationship with a “Chinese spy” after he admits to an affair.
• On November 11, the NYT reports he also had an affair with Nvidia’s V.P of Healthcare, who reported directly to him.
• Today, Jensen Huang resigns as Nvidia CEO, president, and board member, effective immediately.
BREAKING: Jensen Huang's daughter, Madison Huang, emerges as the leading candidate to become Nvidia's next CEO.
See all candidates: https://t.co/Ijsq636OPo
i don’t know why people are shocked that gen z don’t enjoy work. back in the day work was to let you buy a home, travel and set up a few nice things for yourself. would you feel the same way about work if it lead to none of the above?