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Did you know bears will climb trees with a deer in their mouth to eat it?
So when you're walking in the woods watch out - there might be a deer carcass crashing down at any moment!
There are islands where wild horses roam free. What happens when a hurricane completely inundates the island?
My theory: They stand in the high water, then wade, then swim, then find trees to stand on top of.
So there's just a bunch of horses standing on trees?
My gf farted this morning and I told her it was like that train derailment in OH how they had to have a controlled release of hazardous chemicals to avoid a massive explosion ๐คฃ
She was not amused..
This is an extra special #Thanksgiving for me and my family!
I am so very grateful that just yesterday, after decades of suffering and struggling, I finally got the custom orthopedic aids I need to walk again ๐ฅฒ
Fortitudine Vincimus - By endurance, we conquer!