Tales from the Kiosk

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Tune in (eventually) for our top segment...'Stupid Shirts Israelis Wear'. i.e. Guy w/ 3 at a Maccabi game sporting the 'Pussy Magnet' shirt

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#BREAKING: Tunnel digging contest being sponsored by @AlqassamBrigade. Medals for length, strength and interior decoration. #HamasOlympics

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Tales from the Kiosk will follow you; we don't expect you to care about us until we look cool by having 1k plus followers. #TwitterEthics

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I know you won't follow us until we have at least 1,000 followers...followers=Twitter Legitimacy. #PopularityContest.

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@DanielFelds We are jesters of the kiosk. Not the @economist.

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@DanielFelds Have you walked down the street eating an apple lately? We highly recommend it. #AppleTheory

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Great meeting with @TLV1Radio today. Everyone brace themselves for the pilot episode of 'Tales From The Kiosk' #Apple #Theory

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FACT: A man walking down the street crunching a crisp apple, is a better man than you. #AppleTheory