Clanker'O'Clock

20, Brazilian

I LOOK AT WEIRD SHIT HERE, DONT SCROLL DOWN, so heads up (scat warning)
I repost anything that gets a chuckle out of me
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[Tobias North @TobiasNorthDL]

CW: pants messing. 💩

Why is the bathroom door always locked when i need it the most. 😭😫

[Jubei @skewerj2]

who ordered femboys farting way too hard

[𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 @BINKYB0NES]

CW: Messing
By Paddedvulpine !

Put that thing AWAY, stanky ass dog!

[🐾 Chi 🐾 @Diaperchiwawa]

I love when people lift their leg up to mark something and then fully go in their pants instead

[Archimedes @archimedes_w]

A secret application of Yuki’s “Star Rage” CT! She uses cursed energy to greatly amplify the force of her pants-shitting by adding virtual mass to her load, though all she does with it is have it pull her pants down slightly.

Pixiv + variants
https://t.co/WuifwkXWgO

[yen ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @yenpyon]

thinking about being on the bus in kyoto and this white guy goes "um sumimasen spider desu", points to a huge spider next to the driver, and the old man driver just laughs and grabs it with his hand and tosses it out the window

[fis ⛷️ @fisphophyllite]

aura monster will go down in history as one of the strangest phenomena ever I don't think anything like it will ever happen again. Genuine psychosis dude I spent my whole last shift before the episode thinking about Daniel's birthday

[xVx_CoolDude69_xVx 🌋🖤 @XCoolDude69X]

i'm actually in tears over this

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

Discovering Warhammer is like discovering the Library of Babel for the chuddiest part of me

[BR41N @shinBR41N]

Superman has been trying to fuck a bat for 80 years and Lex did it in one week

[shoko's wife @shokosstrap]

if alternate timelines exist that means theres probably a woke mahito out there using idle transfiguration to perform top and bottom surgeries for free

[anjali @TWlTTERHAVER]

I had to let go of my lifelong neuroticism to regain my mental and physical health and one thing I've noticed is that people get very offended when you refuse to stress yourself out in the same manner as them

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Everyone is "Skyrim's Strongest Nord" 'till you're 6 ales deep at the tavern and an Argonian woman with big beautiful naturals calls you a sweetroll.

[gab @ronpishmimimi]

you grow up and you really get why mangakas drew themselves as cows and cats

[Emperor of Mankind @Neoth69]

This picture permanently changed my thoughts on space ships.
RIP.

[Sukuwuna Ryowomen @treasurwd]

Calling Denji x Yuji YuJi or DenJi because its funny as fuck

[-_SAGE_- | セージ @Num1Sage]

Crunchyroll fucked the translation again in this scene good thing i can read japanese tho this here spells "happy birthday daniel"

[Sheepl 🐏 💨 (comms closed) @The_Sheepl]

Followup to the drunken toriel exclusive pic

Drunk Toriel invites you to sleep with her~