Kip DeCastro

Software Dev - Winner of two Monke Awards

[Kip DeCastro @Kipdec]

@lauriewired The Mels I’ve met in my life have never produced better code. No Mel, I can guarantee your binary sort is not faster than LINQs.

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@SeedVEVO @usgraphics Unfortunately the code behind is often absolute garbage

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@oldmedia Jamiroquai, we bestow upon you the rank hatamoto

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@lauriewired @skooookum I have a Rocket, which is not a hip machine but it’s been incredibly reliable over the past 5 years. E61s are built like tanks and easy to work on if something does go wrong. I feel no need to upgrade.

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@IgderKoman @dariogriffo I haven’t had a breaking change since core 3.0 to 5.0 🤷 and even that was easy to fix.

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@onehappyfellow @therealchreke Is lean ml related? Looks very similar to F#

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@julestestard @TheAhmadOsman It works just fine. It worked before docker and it’ll work after docker as well. It’s very easy to just add a service for whatever you’re running.

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@ThomasKirven1 @TheAhmadOsman You can just run things on the server.

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@Aaronontheweb The best way to use dotnet is ignore all the oop patterns you can

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@SIRHAMY @davidfowl F#!

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@DanielW_Kiwi No - the main reason I use EF Core is to not waste my life away mapping large legacy tables.

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@therealchreke I’ve been using F# extensively. It’s a breath of fresh air using it instead of C#. I like C# but I’m able to write significantly less code for the same result.

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@schneidenbach @unclebobmartin I don’t disagree with your rant but I think that’s partly why F# users are so adamantly advocating its use in the comments. It really helps solve many of the issues with C# and while the interop isn’t “easy” it’s better than a poke in the eye.

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@DevLeaderCa Know how to use a dictionary please

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@SJFriedl @Aaronontheweb I try to do everything in it. It’s great and I have to write much less code for the same result

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@kristijan_kralj F# unironically fixes this by making the most painless way to do things to be to just solve the problem.

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@AntonMartyniuk Maybe don’t get emotional about your code? It’s there to solve a problem. If something is going to cause bugs and you don’t let the creator know directly, you’re being a bad reviewer. And I’ve never seen someone fix naming in a follow up. Doesn’t happen.

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@Dave_DotNet You can just ignore 99% of it. Use records and static methods. I think people get caught up in engineering rather than *solving the problem*

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@dariogriffo Why would you use IQueryable instead of creating a goofy SDL that doesn’t work that well?