Kipembe Jr

Football•Politics•Crypto

[Kipembe Jr @KipembeJr]

Not yet.
2026 will be my year🕯️🕯️

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

Your biggest flex this year?

[Mwalimu Josh @JoshOO1J]

Huwa nafurahia juu ya Bandit sana. Kijana anapata karibu 60k a month from Elon na bado ni comrade. Huyo ni tycoon huko ata akitaka kubag miss Koitalel anaweza!

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

57600 kenyatta shillings with 1.9M impressions last 4 weeks.

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Shida ni hutaki kutuonyesha pay.

[wanjiruuuuuuuuuuuu @3therealchic]

😭😂😂😂Sasa mbona uniambie hivi si mko na ufala🤣🤣🤣

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Fare ya Thika to Nairobi is probably 150-200 Bob.

Bus mzima hawangelipia huyo mtoi hiyo fare?

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Ticks have no place here,chickens are the best predators

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

In case you are bored let me entertain you 🤗

[Wambui @_fwambui]

Huyu bois ndiye anakuaga amefollow watu wengi x pia huguzia kila mtu

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Only God knows the humiliating pain we've gone through paying the heavy price for this thankless job. In 2027, He shall wipe away all the tears from our eyes.

[(fan) Shedy @CFCShedy]

I Asked my girlfriend if she knows Dembele

She: Yeah he was untouchable at Spurs

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Men do everything for themselves but I've not heard a man call himself an independent man😭😂😂

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 @kafangi]

KBC has secured broadcast rights for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, you can now relax and enjoy 360p quality matches on your favorite television.

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Verified huwa na kiburi😂😂😂😂😂

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

“A red devil is surrounded by City disciples but it's Jesus who actually commits a sin” - Peter Drury 🫡

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Men can. People can't

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Beef 1kg kwa butchery imefika 900 bob. Kama uko karibu na Kenya Meat Commission outlet 1kg ni 680 bob.

[Kipembe Jr @KipembeJr]

@nziokamul1 😂😂

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Let time vindicate me.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

@Honeyfarsafi Hanifa ni ndwanzi.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

I already told you you're the diversity hire on team Omtatah.
You're only there to fill up the "enough women on the team" void.
You have no basic understanding of policy and the mechanics of a government.
Rest, we'll call you when we need to see a prototype of a camel.