BREAKING: Multiple sources have informed me that the commissioner has started introducing himself as “LOD Champion” despite not actually having a ring.
An “LOD Sleepover” has been proposed by the commissioner but multiple league members have privately expressed concerns with “sleeping anywhere near Clayton”
With less than an hour until MNF kickoff sources are telling me Mark still has not made his final start/sit decisions and is “starting to hyperventilate” over the gravity of the situation.
Unprecedented territory for the LOD but sources are telling me that if the protest between Matt and Dylan continues, per Yahoo rules, MATT will be relegated.
BREAKING: Sources are telling me that the pod had planned to announce their endorsement for Kamala Harris today but @therealmattcox4 has pulled the plug.
Coincidentally, sources also informed me that the Commissioner had a “secret” phone call with Freezing this morning.