Joey Kipfer

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

@dolcenesha Drama?

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

Quarentea

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

Got my refund and someone else’s favor delivery all in the same day 😅

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

everyone’s timeline this week:

animal crossing
animal crossing
coronavirus
animal crossing
discussing the fall of capitalism
animal crossing
doom eternal
misinformation on coronavirus
something about landlords
animal crossing
animal crossing
animal crossing animal crossing ani

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

This virus took me from calorie-counting and cooking at home to eating a whole frozen pizza with ice cream and a McFlurry for dessert...

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

To think that next month I was about to quit my day job to be a full time musician and guitar tech, and now I only have that one job left to pay the bills

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Okay but for real I need toilet paper lmao

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

The worst

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

Come see me sing and play guitar at SXSW (unofficial for the real Austinites) https://t.co/adXCM4lObS

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

@dolcenesha @cant_joan Dislike

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

It’s amazing how one person can make your life seem so full or empty

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

Eh??

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

How come I have a dog that eats so fast that she chokes and another that won’t ever finish her food?

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

Square one again today 👎

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

If I’m not drinking, I want the check when my food is gone. Why you holding me hostage

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

@dolcenesha No way me too

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

@dolcenesha

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

@dolcenesha Fus Ro Nahhhhhh

[Joey Kipfer @KipferJoey]

@dolcenesha Boo