“the most miserable wage slave”

“i can put up 6 plates no spot.” - John D. Rockefeller Jr.

[“the most miserable wage slave” @Kips72]

doing some research

[Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl]

Song of the summer

[bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl]

real estate agency

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Some of the funniest moments on the show to me are when Jamie is like yeah I’m looking up magic powers and spells and it’s saying they’re not real. And Rogan goes yeah it’s because you’re using google go to perplexity. Go to a different browser that says spells are real.

[thug spongebob @minidooks]

@JuiceJuice5599

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

I love AI now that it's helping forlorn fathers regain their honor from their sniveling greedy children and in-laws

[eva @comeonandkissme]

people on tiktok genuinely think the hearing test they did in elementary school is evidence that they were put though an evil government program to make them ungifted

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

Kind of crazy that left-wing uncommitted is like “please stop committing war crimes” and moderate uncommitted is like “someone who likes you was mean in an instagram comment”

[csz @cszabla]

sorry kids, there are no more music classes in school because no one could get financing to study to do that given we’re definitely not going to pay them nearly as much as a six figure plumbing contractor

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"a Flock vice president logged into the Dunwoody PD’s Flock system and looked at a camera in the children’s gymnastics room of a private community center here in Dunwoody.

He did not look at any other cameras in the entire 400-camera network that day."

https://t.co/CwhLqOMwvz

[Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh]

Per Aurora PD: two protesters "initiated a verbal confrontation and took pictures of the employees' vehicles before walking away. At that point, Booth retrieved his personally owned pistol and fired a single shot in their direction, striking one of the women," then drove away.

[Ali @haramcart]

MFW the Patriots AI explains why censorship is necessary at the end of Metal Gear Solid 2

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

When you realize Tayne is something you could get into

[cole @juul_survivor]

He was probably so nervous to go out with his disability accommodation for the first time and Spongebob humiliated him for nothing. I feel like I could cry

[gavin @hellsupermarket]

in the final season of mad men they start teasing 70s stuff like cocaine and second wave feminism like they’re marvel characters that will appear in the next movie

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[hydra @blephin2]

Let’s drive in our frutiger aero car to frutiger aero work and talk about frutiger aero events and make furitger aero love

[pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot]

Meryl Streep can't chew a bite of food without acting out chewing. (1986)