Kir Rhymes with Beer

My life is a series of bets that paid off.

[Harbinger One @Harbinger_one]

*Thinks of Tweet

*Writes Tweet

*Checks for typos

*Checks again for typos

*Feels confident

*Posts Tweet

*Reads after posting

FUUUCKK!!

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

"I'm Batman."

"Yes. We KNOW, Grandpa."

"OK, then."

Adam West takes another spoonful of pudding.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

The Old Man & I have a fantastic marriage.
One of the minor details being that we're not actually married.
And that's why it works.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

My kingdom for some sex outside of the bedroom.

[Le Vrai Observateur @LeVraiObservate]

@KirTender thank you for the follow. I shall watch

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Can't take the wreath down - baby birds in the nest.

[Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily]

It's the way music lets you be someone else for a little while.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Don't poke this badger this morning, with or without a spoon.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Son of a bitch - someone left the sun on again this morning.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

@robinmeade My uncle had me convinced for years that my cousin was half possum & slept hanging by her tail! I never did catch her! #liarliar

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

@morgaine6669 Booya, lil' sis! Found your ass.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

View from the Griffin. #nofilter #fullmoon #greatneighbors http://t.co/VVNJgm0uvH

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Oh who's a pretty girl?? @ The Griffin Tavern http://t.co/1iyeoyxx31

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

@shellieblum And to you as well!

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Happy Faux-Hawk of July everybody!!! He woke up like that. http://t.co/TWmxlzuX0x

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Jay just being awesome as usual. http://t.co/cU0GIrlUSr

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Oi. Birthday slut.

[Kir Rhymes with Beer @KirTender]

Still of Chihuahua & Shark http://t.co/MO5XGvpJa9