I’m having an ‘oh shit this is real’ moment with my education right now and I’m not sure how to deal with it. So I’m just speaking into the void to keep my thoughts in check. 🤷🏻♀️
Netflix, when you wait like two years between releasing your seasons I really need you to create a teaser trailer that’s a ‘previously on’ so I don’t have to go back and rewatch the previous season to remember what the heck happened. K thanks
Dear future professors of the world… if your students don’t know how to write a professional email by the time they went to college I hate to break it to you but they dgaf and will not change. Let it go.
Hey negative Yelp reviewers… where do y’all work? I’m gonna come in and treat you exactly how you treat us service industry people… I wanna see if you’re able to keep your cool while literally losing money listening to me complain. I ain’t playing this week 😡🤬
I would like to know exactly what cardio routine criminals in TV shows/movies use to constantly evade the police… because somehow their stamina always wins over the trained professionals
I turn 33 today and at midnight I just stood in front of my mirror and talked to myself for 10min straight. I made myself lots of promises and told myself lots of loving things…. Then I took a shot of tequila.. cause balance. #doubleluckynumber
@bitchywaiter On the non-political side of this… I really enjoy the first server there just watching her throw things and walk away as if nothing is happening.
@bitchywaiter Oh god yes. We’re one of the only places open in my area with full outdoor seating. We’re running on a skeleton crew with 12hr shifts each cause we don’t have enough people to actually have Morning and night shifts