Kiran

I came, I saw, I scrolled for 4 hours when I should have been sleeping

[Kiran @Kiran32915]

When you achieve 100% Solid Marble Status, the external world completely loses its grip on you.

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A simple 'ok' is enough to destroy an entire empire

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A stone thrown into the air gains nothing by going up and loses nothing by coming down. Be the stone

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@lucawya I'm holding out for someone who looks at me the way I look at the 'Order Delivered' notification on my phone

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Work-life balance is easy when there's no work

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Life is too short to lose friends over politicians who don't even know your name.

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Making enemies over politics? In this economy? I can't afford the stress

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Life is short. Disagree, hit 'mute', and go eat some ice cream

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I don't care who's running the country as long as nobody touches my snacks.

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The world keeps telling people to stay strong, but nobody asks how long they’ve been carrying the weight alone

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Silence is often just heavy noise that ran out of breath

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The world thought Japan lost the tech wars because everyone buys Korean TVs and American phones now.

Meanwhile, deep in a nameless factory in Nagano
Factory Manager: Did they realize yet?
Assistant: No, sir. Apple just launched the new iPhone.
Factory Manager: Excellent. Did you tell them that the tiny rubber gasket holding the camera lens together is only made by us, by three retirees named Kenji, Hiro, and Sato?

Assistant: Yes. If Sato takes a sick day, global smartphone production drops by 40%.
Factory Manager: Perfect. Hand me my $1,500 rice cooker

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Japan stopped trying to build the phone; they just built the sub-atomic screw inside the camera module that everyone has to buy, whether they like it or not

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Japan makes the coolest, most over-engineered product in human history
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The rest of the world just wants a cheap app that breaks in six months

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Yahoo is mostly remembered as that website your aunt still uses for emai

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For centuries, London’s brilliant solution to sewage was just dumping all of it straight into the River Thames—which was also the city's main source of drinking water

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Never go to war with a bird that can run 30 miles per hour and feels zero remorse

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If it's on Earth, it's a dangerous, rusty idea but put a God-brand label on it up above, and suddenly it's supreme, sacred salvation

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Marxism-Leninism promised a stateless, classless, moneyless society and people called it a dangerous fantasy. Religion promised the exact same thing, put a halo on it, and called it paradise

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@Laragq5z One is an intimate destination the other is a 24/7 visual spectacle. Guys are simple creatures—they react to what's visible, sculpted, and moving!