KIRBYCOMEDY

Comedy Writer
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Stand-Up Comedian|.
Loves God|.

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How Tubi movie Auditions be. #tubimovieskit

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@KarlousM This is actually a cool concept. We shouldn't have to be void of things just because our people have passed on. New honorary family members could be very healing.

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How much glitter and pearls do mens clothes need? Walking disco balls. You can barely find a sparkle or pearl in the women's section. We're already sharing purses with y'all. These dudes are selfish. This feels like a hostile takeover. Release some of the glitter, dammit.

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Thailand was great.

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Headed to Thailand. Ready for a new adventure.

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DAMN!! I had high hopes for Chris Browns new album, Brown. Idk. Something felt eerily off about this one. No real soul. Lyrics weren't there. Production lacked enthusiasm. This album felt like the color beige. Nothing too exciting about it. Still listening to his Breezy album.

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@myburne51972426 @KarlousM Karlous was going to be famous with or without that show.

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What time should morning breath end?

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I went to see Floetry and Raheem Devaughn in concert. One word...AMAZING!! Go support them. 😊

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Guys get caught cheating. And then they want to pull out that one button up shirt they have, and go to church asking for prayer.

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Our nation allows people to be monsters if their networth is high enough.

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Premature Ejaculation

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Making love to gospel music.

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God loves me so much, he allows my dreams to be fun. I enjoy life when I'm awake. I also enjoy my life while I'm asleep.

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Minding your business is the best anti-aging remedy.

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If you date a man with titties are you supposed to play with them?

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I enjoyed quite a few songs on Jill Scott's latest album, To Whom This May Concern. Favorite track so far Me4, which unfortunately is too short.

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Sometimes you have to gatekeep your personality, because everyone doesn't deserve to know the real you.

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Social media has become such a popularity contest and so numbers driven, people don't even care about being original anymore.

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People be entrepreneurs with no specific business. No LLC. No Sole Proprietorship. No customers. No product. No service. Just an entrepreneur.

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Women: Let’s Wait Awhile.

Men: Girl, gimme that pussay.