Kirimi Brian

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Lakini Raila continue RIP

Baba alienda ku appeal 2017 elections, court ika nullify election baadae.

Akalipa legal team wakafile ma document zenye hata mpaka sahi bado Maraga anasoma.

Alafu akasema October tusiende kupiga kura buana kama bado Chebukati ako IEBC

He then later proceeded to swearing himself as the people's president in 2018.

Alafu 2 months later buana jamaa inaenda handshake na Kamwana 😂

Huyu alikuwa wazimu.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

I want Gabriel Martinelli to have a go at center forward position this season. There’s no point going after Alvarez when we have a player with similar profile in Martinelli.

If not, become our new Mr. Clutch Gabby.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

On average this government steal from the people of Kenya Ksh 125m per hour.

~Rigathi Gachagua

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

There is a MAN somewhere right now who has:

No girlfriend
No side chics
No sneaky links

Just by himself and fixing his life.

Wherever you are bro, make sure you Win.

[Dr.Stephen Obiero M.D @Retweet_tablike]

Kuna mchexo inachezwa hapo Kwa who to deputize Sifuna . Kalonzo Musyoka may not have the numbers actually.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Larry Madowo is the friend of Charlene’s husband and not the dad.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

An Arsenal fan is saying Sporting conned them on Gyokeres 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Kill the nice guy inside you and become ruthless. Life is rough to men out here.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Today's International Female Orgasm Day

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Guimaraes -Rice-Odergaard

Best midfield in EPL

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The police killers of Dr. Mutiso from Kikuyu police station were planning to assassinate Gachagua and Kalonzo a while back at their rally. Gachagua mentioned that

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

You’re an adult, be smart enough to avoid anything that involves arguing or exchanging words with women.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Gachagua is on top of Baba in terms of opposition. He knew Ruto’s speech before it was read, he exposed the killers of Dr. Mutiso and the other lawyer.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Justin Muturi is a mole of Ruto. He facilitated the win of UDA in Mbeere North. Now he want zoning of parties in Mount Kenya to divide votes

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Guimaraes to Arsenal gives Jorginho to Chelsea vibes

Good signing

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Kuna hii bale mpya ya madem wanasema wako na OCD, ADHD anga DND hizi ndio nini ?

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

We are getting Bruno Guimaraes for £75M. In today’s market that’s daylight robbery.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

I'm so jealous of Guimaraes going to Arsenal

Why? He's a World Class player, leader and a consistent player

Would have been the best thing to happen to me if he'd signed for Manchester United who needed such a character in the midfield of all the big six

Anyway fairplay to Arsenal, that's what you get when you're the face of EPL

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor, here we go! Club confirms agreement in place for the Egyptian striker.

Salah joins on two year deal as free agent after leaving Liverpool.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

All our favourite transfer journalists remained silent on the FIFA fiasco.