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[beaver @KirkJuggless]

Wearing a Columbia PFG shirt to court

[beaver @KirkJuggless]

I’m logging off for the night.

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I don’t get a snack or a drink when I go to the movies.

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There was nobody there when I was born.

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My buddy let me borrow one of his books and I burned it

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When I find a song that I like I re-record it myself and only listen to my version

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I tell women I’m a Zionist.

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I’m one of the users on this website

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Good times

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Bring the riots back.

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Rather be euthanized

[beaver @KirkJuggless]

Imagine going to therapy.

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What they forget to mention in the history books is that all the major figures throughout history were just as gay and retarded as the ones we have now

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These weren’t like this when I bought them

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Every concert I’ve ever been to I felt embarrassed to be there

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I’m more awake than you

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I hate getting maced

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Accidents don’t happen.

[beaver @KirkJuggless]

The more somebody has to say about something the less they know about it

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I don’t own a single book.