Alexis Clark

[Alexis Clark @KirkpatrickLex]

And to whoever hacked my DoorDash and ordered $80 worth of McRibs in Columbus.. count ur fuckin days

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

the clock on your tv screen isn’t the official game clock
the official clock is this other special one I have in a drawer over there you can’t see it right now though
stop complaining

[Redd @ReddCinema]

she needs to donate her brain to science

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If this is true then love isn’t real

[Thumser @JeffreyThumser]

If the mucinex germ and a pitbull had a baby

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

The dominant species in a million years gone be digging up our fossils like “where's the feet?"

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Prior to NFL legend Tim Tebow becoming a father, I had never really thought of fathers as humans.

Thank you for humanizing fatherhood, NFL legend Tim Tebow.

[Melissa Luck ☘ @MelissaKXLY4]

"If you wouldn't have attacked them in the middle of the night when they were sleeping, Kaylee would have kicked your f*cking ass." -Heck of a closing statement by Kaylee Goncalves' big sister Alivea.

[☆⁷ @minixkookie]

yall i fear olandria is too zoned in on her cowboy fantasy and unless fcking shaboozey pulls up she’s not bringing back a man from casa #loveislandsusa

[t. @lighttmylove]

Jeremiah pulled out a chair for iris and Huda immediately bursted into tears….. #LoveIslandUSA

[mel @theeflopster]

“huda put security alarms on the bed incase he moved” nic doesn’t fck with her at ALL #LoveIslandUSA

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Unpopular take but Bennett Scheffler using his dad's win to make things "all about him" is not a great look.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

molly is my parents’ black lab

[cole @juul_survivor]

I haaaate the way I talk at work. Why did I just say "Let me have a look-see and I'll get back to you!" Like I would never say that

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[izack @thatguyuptown]

and it's been SEARED in my lexicon ever since. a foundational text