sam

Aspiring Florida man

[sam @KirschnerSam]

I’ve been living on the space coast for a month now and haven’t watched a single rocket launch (you can see em from my condo)

[sam @KirschnerSam]

I feel like I don’t see enough chatter about the golden knights for as good as they are

[sam @KirschnerSam]

I wanna root for the Knicks but every time I hop online it reminds me how fucking awful New York fans are

[sam @KirschnerSam]

@Peter22Cmeter @BleacherReport Brother, I’ve got no god in this fight. I watched wemby hit a pull up logo 3 last series, in crunch time nonetheless, the dude can shoot

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[sam @KirschnerSam]

Honestly not that upset at the Myles trade, dude wasn’t a leader and has clearly wanted out the last couple of years. It’s best he’s gone. Don’t get me wrong, his talent will for sure be missed tho

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

@Flash_Garrett Miles, you are a trader!!! My gay son loved watching you because of your gigantic muscles. He is currently completely inconsolable b/c he thought he was gonna get to watch you play in person this year, now he won't. You'll never make it in the NFL!!

[sam @KirschnerSam]

Texting a girl and she just said “grant it” instead of granted I really am in Florida😂😩

[sam @KirschnerSam]

@thecxllabration You sure it’s not just dogs?

[sam @KirschnerSam]

@Thunder_sooner3 @barstoolsports Pft had a great point about this the other day on pmt. Said something like he hopes wemby loses either the wcf or finals so we can enjoy him for another few years before everyone starts to hate him😂

[sam @KirschnerSam]

An elderly woman hit on me today and I completely froze, didn’t know old ladies had it like that

[sam @KirschnerSam]

Going to a shoe polish stand with open toed shoes on would be a pretty good bit

[sam @KirschnerSam]

@KuKhahil Yall got blown out by 30 at home in a game 7, shut up already

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[sam @KirschnerSam]

Sitting at a Applebees in Florence Kentucky right now and they’re having a karaoke night. I fucking hate it here

[sam @KirschnerSam]

@AngelSosa47 @HipHopNumbers Blank face is one of the greatest albums of all time and you can’t convince me otherwise

[sam @KirschnerSam]

@thecxllabration Might be smelling better but the air is definitely messing with your brain seeing that you can’t spell simple words

[sam @KirschnerSam]

My quality of life has increased by 100% since I’ve moved to Florida

[sam @KirschnerSam]

Can someone explain how that was a foul on strus at the end of the first half? Genuinely confused