I am; 6’5, beautiful long golden blond hair, 8” long, good at eating puss, green eyes, pale freckled Celtic skin, 132 iq, autistic, and has a 16 yo blonde gf but my wife still wants to leave me fml
BREAKING: I’m hearing that ICE agents are dropping anvils on illegals, flattening the illegals into accordion shapes
the illegals are then re-inflating themselves by sticking their thumbs in their mouths & blowing, only to be flattened by a second anvil
just crazy
#Iceout
I could get 2x above the legal limit and drive 3000+ miles across the country and get pulled over zero times and cause zero accidents (I know this because I’ve done it before)
It’s actually really crazy how every major media outlet is using the edited version of this image and yet, everyone’s gonna forget about this in less than three months.