Charlie Swan

@KissMyStache

Sarcastic? Witty? You bet your ass I am! (Parody Account)

Forks, Washington

Joined August 2009

43 Following

621 Followers

6 Posts

about 3 years ago

@CarlisleSCullen @CullensOnline That's an understatement. I couldn't, for the life of me, find the damn "tweet' button.

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about 3 years ago

Son of a .... I forgot how to use this damn thing. Happy 15th Anniversary @CullensOnline Here's to 15 more!

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almost 9 years ago

@AliceCWhitlock I need a cup of coffee *shakes my head and pulls back onto the road towards the diner*