PrussianKissingDevil

Skull of the Prussian Kissing Devil. A cursed item with the mysterious power to help you, if your gift is acceptable.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

If I were you assholes, I’d be sending in my $5, like, yesterday.

[TheBrettMaherOfTweets @GitEmSteveDave]

@lurking_ant Lump has been gone, praise the @KissingDevil

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

The shirt won’t save you. Nothing will. It’s all pointless.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

New York City. April 4th, 2019. This fine gent was pissing on someone’s car AND his own shoes.
Also the third person seen publicly urinating within an hour.
Cursed!!!!!!

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Cemeteries are filled with indispensable men.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Every love story ends in death. No exception.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

That thing you care about? That thing that fires you up and guides your actions? No one gives shit. No one is obligated to care. Your insistence that the world care about it is laughable.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Don't listen to those assholes. Send me $5. If you have a problem, yo, I'll solve it. Disrespect me and watch your life unravel.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Old family photo.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

If you have a husband, he masturbates to ALL his ex girlfriends and your best friend and most of your family.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

If you have a wife, she occasionally masturbates to that ex-boyfriend of hers that you really hate.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Everybody is out for themselves. Everybody. To be any other way is to court ruin and destruction.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Everything you hold dear will be rotted and gone in a blink. No one will remember your name. Unseen creatures will dine on your "soul."

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

You see in 3 dimensions. There are many more dimensions. All around you. There are beings that walk that dimension who watch you and wait.

[Kenny Rubenis™ @kennyrubenis]

@TellEmSteveDave @BQQuinn @sundayjeff @dequinn Some #overkill art. Loved this episode!

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

It is a wise person who accepts that they understand nothing of what goes on behind the dark curtains of existence. Your mind would recoil.

[Nasty Asylum Podcast @asylumofnasty]

@BQQuinn my grandma asked the skull for help a few years ago and she had a similar experience.

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

Your gift was made with respect and fear. This pleases the Prussian Kissing Devil Skull. https://t.co/QyMVrXq423

[Bryan Johnson @TellEmSteveDave]

Still waiting. It's only day 2. I'm not saying anything negative for fear I'll end up in the same boat as @GitEmSteveDave https://t.co/cCFYgzjeFr

[Bryan Johnson @TellEmSteveDave]

You know I'M in your camp KD. Fuck H8rs like @GitEmSteveDave https://t.co/QWmHpAmfL3

[PrussianKissingDevil @KissingDevil]

We will learn if @GitEmSteveDave’s disrespect will harm him and if @TellEmSteveDave’s gift is accepted.